Porsche993s
Supercar Guru - 1108
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yes I think it is easily the best diablo and i think its even a little better than the murcielago.
A lady walks into a Porsche dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
But as she turns back, sure enough, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, and to try and draw attention away from what she has just done, she asks,"Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you're going to sh!t yourself when you hear the price!"
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