Meet Cameron, the human embodiment of a hybrid car-motorcycle! He's so obsessed with both that his living room doubles as a garage, and his neighbors suspect he's secretly married to an exhaust pipe. Cameron's car is practically his significant other, complete with a name and a personalized license plate. He serenades his car with engine-revving love songs, and they have a romantic candlelit dinner at the gas station every Saturday night. Cameron's obsession extends to motorcycles, which he treats like his rebellious, two-wheeled children. He's got helmets hanging on the wall like family portraits, and he's been known to give his bikes pep talks before a ride. He once asked a fortune teller to predict which motorcycle would be his true soulmate.