A few examples from SA.com to get it going: - "Hungover girl woke up in my bed and came out to find me eating cereal naked on the couch. Her look of 'what am I doing with my life?' wasn't much of a disguise for her faux-polite 'Well, I've gotta go, I've got...' cut off by my uncaring 'yeah.' I've never felt more like a disgusting pig. It was awesome." - "I've wiped my wet/dirty hands off on dogs before." - "I once took a shit while eating a sandwich."