MooSquad

Surrendered to the US Army in CZ and then handed to the Soviets

I can see it in your eyes

Yeah, haven't heard from him since he went for that casting of Battlebots

oh you lucky boy

*waves*

Here's the question: you're naked and the only thing around is a goat, what do you do?

Proceed, Trabbi, don't make a fuss, just go on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX72uUObwPw

T_T

Let it all out

These are the things I can do without, come on

I'm talking to you, come on

swiffered that

#SHOUTBOX

it's starting to sound like we're gonna open some new DisneyLand park and we get to open the gates in the morning or something haha

Do you drive real bus or marshrutka? How's your dvd selling cousin?

damn, always thought it was a bidet reference

You must always pick your nose when you talk with someone OR all paint in your house is always wet. You must choose.

L4L F4F #scnetsunday

90's car alarm vs cheetoh seagull, you must choose

Altijd weer die Finnen

I don't care about price, fill up the shots, haha

what vodak you have actually? I want me some standart or zubrówka (by proxy)

I would like some vodak now

It’s hard to explain puns to thieves because they always take things literally

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction