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Drill Sergeant: How tall are you private?<BR>Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!<BR>Drill Sergeant: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?<BR>Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!<BR>Drill Sergeant: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?<BR>Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!<BR>Drill Sergeant: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?<BR>Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!<BR>Drill Sergeant: Are you a peter puffer?<BR>Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!<BR>Drill Sergeant: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.