A joke (im not posting this cuz i dont like imports i just find

Discussion in '2002 Honda Civic Type-R' started by fenix4116, Dec 1, 2002.

  1. 'Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
    Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,

    I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
    To beat this darn Nova, even with its big blower,

    As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
    The Nova erupts in clouds of tire smoke,

    Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
    These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

    Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
    But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,

    Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
    My mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing,

    I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
    All I can do is keep that four banger straining,

    In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
    And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,

    Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
    Just try to act cool, like you can relate,

    Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
    The driver backs off just to give me a holler,

    "You can't win them all," he says in a fling,
    "You may not win any, in that silly thing."

    I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
    With my new mods tomorrow..... it will be a better night.
     
  2. Re: A joke (im not posting this cuz i dont like imports i just f

    LOL!





    somewhat inaccurate, but nevertheless lol.
     
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    hahaha
     
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    Gotta love it.
     
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    EMINEM's R!cer Joint

    Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (sratches)... R!ce Burner!

    Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?, Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
    Wanna follow me and do exactly as i did?,
    Try NOS and get your motor #$%#ed up worse then my life is?
    My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight,
    but i can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
    And the mechanic says "R!ce Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's
    your car dead man its wasted " Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so i could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
    Got pissed off and ripped all my honda emblems off,
    And replaced them with "R" badges so people know im not soft.
    I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn, for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
    "Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute thats a viper, dawg!!"
    I don't give a #$%#, i'll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!
     
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    Today I saw a car that I have never seen before. A green and white Honda Civic EX Type R.com. Yes, there was a .com right below the R in Type R. Now, is that supposed to be there and I just didn't know about it? or is the driver of that car just freakin' retarded?
     
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    Actually if it was painted on or a large decal chances are good it was there because it was an advertisement for the website. Perhaps the car was owned by somebody who runs the site.
     
  8. Re: A joke (im not posting this cuz i dont like imports i just f

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


    That shit is funny as all hell!, give that man a new!
     
  9. Re: A joke (im not posting this cuz i dont like imports i just f

    Man where do you come up with these things? To you think of them or get them off a website? If so what is the address?
     
  10. Re: A joke (im not posting this cuz i dont like imports i just f

    Great stuff fenix.
     
  11. Re: A joke (im not posting this cuz i dont like imports i just f

    Nice shit man. Where'd you get it? That deserves a +1 !
     
  12. Re: A joke (im not posting this cuz i dont like imports i just f

    This car rocks
     
  13. Re: A joke (im not posting this cuz i dont like imports i just f

    ****, you screwed up the entire format of the page, delete that post now, *****!
     
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    I wanna write a song.
     
  15. Re: A joke (im not posting this cuz i dont like imports i just f

    haha
     
  16. Re: has anyone seen a better llimo?

    sorry to break it to you,but you're lame.
     
  17. Re: A joke (im not posting this cuz i dont like imports i just f

    um, he deleted his post, you can delete yours now.
     
  18. Re: has anyone seen a better llimo?

    im lame becuz i posted sumthing funny?
     
  19. Re: has anyone seen a better llimo?

    guess so. Though I fail to see the logic.
     
  20. 10 things i hate about you

    intresting how that works is it not?
     
  21. Re: 10 things i hate about you

    very intriguing indeed <A BORDER="0" HREF="http://www.supercars.net/emoticons.html"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="http://speed.supercars.net/cboardhtml/emoticons/wink.gif"></A>
     
  22. Re: has anyone seen a better llimo?

    Probably because there is none to see.
     
  23. Re: A joke (im not posting this cuz i dont like imports i just f

    nice jokes .. !
    hello guys i am new to car world so please if i posted any wrong things then forgive me .. ok
     
  24. Re: A joke (im not posting this cuz i dont like imports i just f

    what's the type (R)
    what's the diff. between civic lxi and vti ?

     
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    this car is normal but raw as fuk to soup up wit gangsta ass rims, control base system, nos, an navigation system wit TV's.
    "ya can't deny, ima fukin ryder"- nate dogg
     

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