A joke (im not posting this cuz i dont like imports i just find

Discussion in '2002 Honda Civic Type-R' started by fenix4116, Dec 1, 2002.

  1. Re: A joke (im not posting this cuz i dont like imports i just f

    with my civic i chopped the springs and put on 15 degrees of camber cos it makes it go faster.

    i also put on a type r sticker cos thats the best mod you can make to your car, even if its not a honda.

    if you see a car with wheels tilted like this:
    __________
    / /
    / /
    / /
    / /
    / /
    / /
    /_________/
    and a type r sticker and a supra wing, watch out cos they are the real pros

    also it has no muffler so you can hear it....consider it your warning
     
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    LOL!!! Thats the funniest f**king thing ive ever heard i couldnt stop laughing. Good job Fenix at least some people here have a sense of humour.
     
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    actually that wheel thing didnt work


    ________________________________________
    / / \ \
    / / \ \
    / / \ \
    /_______/ \______\

    thats the tilt on the wheels of a real pro
     
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    This kind of setting is good for drifting.
     
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    yeah man, like, that Honda Odyssey, man, put some NOS and a type- R sticker man, you've got a serious superMINIVAN dude. It rocks! Now the kiddies can get to daycare in plenty of time with mum's 30 psi of NOS
     
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    Thats not the "full version tho.
    Here's the next bit...

    Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
    (scratches)...
    Rice Burner!

    I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine,
    But dem goddamn V ten Ponies smoke me all the time.
    99% of my crew I have to lie to,
    I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,
    My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
    ****, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.

    Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
    (scratches)...
    Rice Burner!

    Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away.
    Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay.
    I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive,
    But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks bitchin on a front wheel drive.

    Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
    (scratches)...
    Rice Burner
     
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    the next bit of the song...

    Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
    (scratches)...
    Rice Burner!

    I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine,
    But dem goddamn V ten Ponies smoke me all the time.
    99% of my crew I have to lie to,
    I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,
    My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
    ****, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.

    Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
    (scratches)...
    Rice Burner!

    Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away.
    Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay.
    I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive,
    But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks bitchin on a front wheel drive.

    Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
    (scratches)...
    Rice Burner
     
  8. #58 BigBlockMopar, Aug 9, 2003
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    To be honest this has nothing to do with a Honda civic type r, but like I was wondering why there isn't any Audi S3's on this site, cause isn't that a totally rapid and quality car?
     
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    Man this stuff iz good, so funny, i was laughing my ass off. Are you gonna post any more? if you do do it in this thread. Thnx
     
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  13. Re: has anyone seen a better llimo?

    The only thing i have to say is (------) your engine size and you cock size
     
  14. Re: has anyone seen a better llimo?

    That's kind of an oxymoron.

    If his penis size was nil, then he'd be driving a car with a 5.0 litre V8, likewise if his engine size was nil, then he'd have a penis the size of a house, that would be capable of crushing you with one fell swoop.

    Yes, it's a common understanding (and source of shameless humour) that genetalia mass is relative to what type of car you drive, but as I understand it, people who drive big V8's, and jacked up trucks, are compensating for genetalial mass (or lack thereof), whereas the smaller the displacement of your engine, and the smaller your car, the less you feel the need to prove yourself, and therefore someone who drives a Mini cooper will likely have a penis that's exponentially larger than someone who drives a Mustang 5.0.
     
  15. Re: has anyone seen a better llimo?

    Right now I have a 2.2 liter... but it's gonna be a 2.0 liter soon...
     
  16. Re: has anyone seen a better llimo?

    LOL<A BORDER="0" HREF="http://www.supercars.net/emoticons.html"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="http://speed.supercars.net/cboardhtml/emoticons/wink.gif"></A>

    Yeah, well, I drive a 1.6 litre so :p <A BORDER="0" HREF="http://www.supercars.net/emoticons.html"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="http://speed.supercars.net/cboardhtml/emoticons/wink.gif"></A>
     
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    haha, that poem ruled
     
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    Guys dont buy a civic if you can afford it buy a volkswagen come on a bang for you buck
     
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    Hmmmm...a slow, durable, tank-like, 3-door coupe, instead of a quick, high revving, awesome handling, 3-door coupe.....I'd prefer a Civic thank you very much.


    Unless of course I was looking for a rally beater specifically, then I'd go for a Golf, as their drivetrains handle the abuse of off-road racing much better.

    However, Golfs are too slow, don't have as good engine reliability, and pretty much handle like a small tank....not my boat, sorry.
     
  20. Re: has anyone seen a better llimo?

    There is a commercial in Aus. There are 4 guys having a Barbeque and they are talking in very squeky mouse voices and then some bloke rolls up in a V8 Ford Ute. Hes a muscly guy and hes got the deepest voice you could imagine and the commercial says. 'V8 Hilux Ute, it's got what the others don't have'.

    People who drive cars with big engine's are Manly, Mucho guys. They are not pissweak like 2.0 litre 4 cyl drivers.
     
  21. Re: has anyone seen a better llimo?

    LOL, that's a ripoff of a MINI commercial that came out in the late 60's, but they reversed it, I'm sorry, but it's quite the other way around, when someone drives something that's bigger, but performs no better, the only thing he's doing is compensating for a lack of genetelial mass.

    P.S. I'm sure you feel sooo manly "Mucho" when you're taking a shot in the mouth.
     
  22. Re: has anyone seen a better llimo?

    How can it be the opposite. Really mate 4 cylinders sound like motorbikes. Most of em are slow except if they are Turbo and have AWD and weigh nothing.

    HAHA your sooo STUPID. Go play with yourself. Ohh wait i forgot you got nothing to play with.
     
  23. Re: has anyone seen a better llimo?

    Well, I'm not huge, but I am slightly above avg. length.

    The S2000 is fast, it's an NA RWD, the Elise is fast, it's an NA RWD and there are many others.


    Yes, and V8's and big trucks are for people who feel they need to prove something, (read: need to compensate for something), whereas Small nimble cars are for people who do not have anything to compensate for, (read: they do not feel they need to prove themselves). It's a commonly held opinion, I can't believe you haven't heard it before.

    I'll describe the Mini commercial later if you like.


    Now, go fist yourself, and go jerk off with your magnifying glass and tweezers, you juvenile peck.
     
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    Ohh yeh, the average length for you is that of an ant. So i guess you may be slightly bigger than an ant. Not by much though.

    Yes the S2000 is fast but it ain't go no chance against a V8.

    Nah you see, people who drive cars with big engines can control the power of the big motor. Small, tiny engined cars are for people who can't cope with the Torque of a big Engine.

    Go #$%#yourself. You ass clown.
     
  25. Re: has anyone seen a better llimo?

    Actually, avg. length is 6 in. dumbass, guess you've never watched a sex ed. video in highschool. Do you even know what herpes is? if not, go look in a mirror.


    So then, how do you explain the S2000 being faster than the V8 Mustang GT, or the V8 Pontiac Grand Prix? Don't be an idiot. And STOP using double negatives, it only advertises what a doofus you are.


    LOL, that's absolutely retarded, I'm not referring to the power levels (in case you don't recall, I've been talking about smaller displacement engines that produce the same power), I'm referring to the additional weight which in turn increases weight transfer, which results in poorer handling. And I'd like to see YOU pull off a fully controlled 4-wheel inertial drift on a tight hairpin at 80km/h with a road that's 4m wide, in ANY car of your choice, nevermind your supposedly just-as-well handling cars with big displacement V8 engines. If you haven't, then don't even think of mentioning car control, because IF you haven't, then I'm far beyond your driving ability.

    go "#$%#" myself? Um, ok, if I actually knew what that meant, then MAYBE I'd consider it. You jackass.
     

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