Advantages of being obese

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  1. #1 Hoboman, Aug 6, 2009
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    http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/breaking/6562918.html

    Obese Houston inmate found with gun after 5 searches

    An obese Harris County jail inmate turned over a pistol that had been hidden in the folds of his skin after he went through at least five searches upon his arrest and was booked into two different local lockups, authorities said.

    George Vera, 25, is charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility. He also is charged with possessing or selling unlabeled recordings, the original reason for his arrest.

    Authorities said he was caught with 439 compact disc recordings which did not have labels noting manufacturers or distributors.

    Vera is free on a total of $10,000 bail. The Chronicle was unable to reach him at his home.

    The Houston Police Department, which operates the city jail, and the Harris County Sheriff's Office, which operates the county jail, are investigating.

    The case comes on the heels of the county jail passing a state inspection last week after the facility corrected problems found during a previous inspection in April.

    "It's certainly troubling and that's why we're conducting an investigation to see what happened," said Christina Garza, a spokeswoman for the sheriff's office.

    A spokesman for the Houston Police Department, Kese Smith, said that procedures call for a suspect to be searched upon arrest, twice at the city jail and once more upon his transfer. He said there's no special provision regarding obese people, but officers are trained to thoroughly search suspects.

    Vera, who is 5-foot-10 and weighs more 500 pounds, was arrested by Houston police and booked into the city jail Sunday on suspicion of bootlegging compact disc recordings, said Donna Hawkins, spokeswoman for the Harris County District Attorney's Office.

    By Monday, Vera was transferred to the county jail, where he was searched at least once. While he was in the shower that day, he told a guard that he had weapon on him.

    Garza said officers found a 9-millimeter handgun beneath folds of his skin. The gun was not loaded and it was unclear whether bullets were found.

    The incident comes after the troubled jail at 1200 Baker passed a surprise inspection last week by the Texas Commission on Jail Standards. The review found that all deficiencies cited during the April inspection had been corrected.

    In April, the lockup failed inspection because of malfunctioning intercoms, broken toilets and crowding in holding cells, where inmates are placed before they are formally booked.

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    TL;DR - Man so fat he hid a gun in his fat folds and it took 5 searches to find it
     
  2. disgusting
     
  3. an american hero
     
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  6. lol.


    no pics of this obese guy?
     
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  8. Only Hoboman will understand why, but this story makes me excited for the next episode of Out of the Game.

    Shawn is going to have a field day with this! <A BORDER="0" HREF="http://www.supercars.net/PitLane?displayFAQ=y"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/smile.gif"></A>
     
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  10. Advantages of being a typical amerikan.
     
  11. the cop was probably scared to touch him
     
  12. "don't make sudden moves or the fat amerikan might eat you"
     
  13. /walk into mcdonalds

    "QUICK GIMME ALL OF YOUR FOOD OR I'LL PULL MY GAT OUT OF MY FAT!!"
     
  14. not cool
     
  15. At least he threw down a dope rhyme.
     

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