An article everyone can enjoy (except Luke)

Ya man I used to work at this embroidery place. I was a salesman/machine operator but then the economy went to shit. Easiest job ever, while running the machine I watched TV and downed a 6-pack and get paid 13$ an hour.

 

I just about cried reading this.

 

I just about cried writing that. <A BORDER="0" HREF="http://www.supercars.net/PitLane?displayFAQ=y"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/grin.gif"></A>

 

+2

 

Take it easy there, Kobe FAGryant

 

This is some golden shit, spyder should read this

 

Oh shit, heavy on the creativity there. Don't use it all up in 1 post.

 

I want to learn how to embroider, and to knit so I can make a sweet toque and sweater and mitts because its cold and i cant seem to find a good pair of gloves anymore because everything is made in #$%#ing china and china makes relaly shitty gloves

 

I just bottled it up and saved it for later. Maybe I can use it on FirebonE or AntiPimpage. Maybe you'll get lucky.

 

I used one of these industrial (labourer) machines and created logos and letter on hats, shirts, bags, towels, etc. I don't know how to embroider

 

I'm not sure I can handle it.

 

0/1

 

+1

Even my snowboard gloves are no match for this -40C bullshit.

 

Dude, knitting hats with circular needles is so #$%#ing easy.

I can serously knit a toque in under an hour.

 

yah my friend has a few he did and they are pretty sik, I will look into it.

Alpaca wool mitts would be hektik.

 

I lost my good inside liners for my mitts, so I have these OK wool mitts inside as liners, but they aren't thick enough. I mean, its not horrible, but its definitely the first place I get cold.

 

$13 pesos is only like $0.50 American dollars. You were swindled my friend.

 

WHERE you GET THEM

 

Dude, and sew some sort of liner into them. That would be fully easy and sik.

 

what the #$%# is a paychequ

 

Where can I buy this t-shirt?

 

Can we stop talking about mittens and embroidery and shirts and continue talking about how Luke lusts after men?!

 

I heard Jesus was into girl on girl #$%#ing.

 

you can't afford it.