Civics are soooo fast. They rule!!!!!!

Discussion in '2002 Honda Civic Type-R' started by Diablo Viper 5, Aug 9, 2002.

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    Civic are good ECONOMY cars not racers or in most cases RICERS so they can out last a lot of cars ,they just cant out run them
     
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    <!-- QUOTE --><center><hr width="90%"></center><blockquote><i>Quote from Josh6474</i>
    <b>What up dog, i jus bot me a civic and it is off da hook yo. Shit man, I got me one o dem quad wing things, it look phat as hell. Den me in my homes got some pliwood en made me a body kit. It makes the car look tight as hell. Den we stole some rims from Kmarts and we got some chrome spray paint to make em shinee and stuff. I got nitro, I found this old fire exstinguisher and den I paint it blue and got one o dem NOS stickers for it, den we try hook up de tube thing to de engine, an I take out fog light and hook wire to NOS so I can turn on nitro with my switch thing. It makes the car so damn fast, I'll never lose no races cuz i am a good driver and no that i'm not supposed to hit the nitro to early, like the one guy in fast and furious. i am smart, and no a lot about carz and stuff. Den i put narrower tires on my civic so dat i can break traction. It hard to do becuz civics have such good suspension that they don't want to peel out. den me and my dudes went and drove around town in my new sweet civic. We roll down de windows and play our rap music real loud. My speaker make scraping noises cuz they are sweet honda factory ones. I want to go buy like 5 12's for my civic so i can have sweet base and shake off my bumper and stuff. that way i can act like Ja Rule. Den me and my friend see Trans-Am guy who think his car sweet. i rev my civic engine at him. he must be def cuz i had to rev a lot for he notice me there. he lafft at me, he was dum, he didn't no my civic had nitro. i tried to race him, but he hit his NOS too early and he burned out and went down street really fast, i would have beat him w/ my NOS but he turned way down the street cuz he was a pussy and new I would catch up to him and pass him w/ my sweet civic. den me an my dudes went to this muscle car place, we want to get some stuff to make my civic faster. i ask guy at counter if he had some parts i could buy to make my civic go faster. He didn't say nuthin, he shook his head, and laffed at me when i was leavin. Thos stupid muscle car peopel don't no that Honda is awesome and domestic is slow becuz they don't have VTEC's. I ordered these stickers and euro tail lights from this cool mag, now my civic look so cool. one of my friends showed me how to make my own exhaust out of coffee cans, he said Folgers exhaust will boost my torque and horsepower and make my civic unstoppable!!!!!!! he used stopwatch to time my civic in 1/4 mile, i got a 23.1, beat that pussy mustangs!!!!!!!!

    The sad thing is that there really are kids like this, see what the Fast and the Furious is doing to these kids? That movie should be banned.</b></blockquote><center><hr width="90%"></center><!-- END QUOTE -->

    My god that was funny. I can't believe you actually sad down and typed that all. <!-- Signature -->
     
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    <!-- QUOTE --><center><hr width="90%"></center><blockquote><i>Quote from fenix4116</i>
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    <b><!-- QUOTE --><center><hr width="90%"></center><blockquote><i>Quote from 94FORMULA</i>
    <b>Are you a teen? Thought so. Hondas suck c*ck for a living.</b></blockquote><center><hr width="90%"></center><!-- END QUOTE -->all right #%$ we ja ge ya car at your moms slut house
    if you drove a real car that goes faster than 2 miles per year you would know that real man drive real cars and only women like imports
    to bas your a wight #%$ that is a wanabe g but cant be cause he drives
    the gayest car in the world
    </b></blockquote><center><hr width="90%"></center><!-- END QUOTE -->Am i the only one who can barly read this?</b></blockquote><center><hr width="90%"></center><!-- END QUOTE -->hell i didnt even know it was words that needed to be read. i just thought he was banging his head on the keyboard.<!-- Signature -->
     
  4. What up dog, i jus bot me a civic and it is off da hook yo. Shit man, I got me one o dem quad wing things, it look phat as hell. Den me in my homes got some pliwood en made me a body kit. It makes the car look tight as hell. Den we stole some rims from Kmarts and we got some chrome spray paint to make em shinee and stuff. I got nitro, I found this old fire exstinguisher and den I paint it blue and got one o dem NOS stickers for it, den we try hook up de tube thing to de engine, an I take out fog light and hook wire to NOS so I can turn on nitro with my switch thing. It makes the car so damn fast, I'll never lose no races cuz i am a good driver and no that i'm not supposed to hit the nitro to early, like the one guy in fast and furious. i am smart, and no a lot about carz and stuff. Den i put narrower tires on my civic so dat i can break traction. It hard to do becuz civics have such good suspension that they don't want to peel out. den me and my dudes went and drove around town in my new sweet civic. We roll down de windows and play our rap music real loud. My speaker make scraping noises cuz they are sweet honda factory ones. I want to go buy like 5 12's for my civic so i can have sweet base and shake off my bumper and stuff. that way i can act like Ja Rule. Den me and my friend see Trans-Am guy who think his car sweet. i rev my civic engine at him. he must be def cuz i had to rev a lot for he notice me there. he lafft at me, he was dum, he didn't no my civic had nitro. i tried to race him, but he hit his NOS too early and he burned out and went down street really fast, i would have beat him w/ my NOS but he turned way down the street cuz he was a pussy and new I would catch up to him and pass him w/ my sweet civic. den me an my dudes went to this muscle car place, we want to get some stuff to make my civic faster. i ask guy at counter if he had some parts i could buy to make my civic go faster. He didn't say nuthin, he shook his head, and laffed at me when i was leavin. Thos stupid muscle car peopel don't no that Honda is awesome and domestic is slow becuz they don't have VTEC's. I ordered these stickers and euro tail lights from this cool mag, now my civic look so cool. one of my friends showed me how to make my own exhaust out of coffee cans, he said Folgers exhaust will boost my torque and horsepower and make my civic unstoppable!!!!!!! he used stopwatch to time my civic in 1/4 mile, i got a 23.1, beat that pussy mustangs!!!!!!!!

    The sad thing is that there really are kids like this, see what the Fast and the Furious is doing to these kids? That movie should be banned.
     
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    Are you a teen? Thought so. Hondas suck c*ck for a living.<!-- Signature -->
     
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    Hey buddy, I was joking, read the last line of my post. Jesus, I thought I made myself look dumb enough that people would get it.

    Yes Civics do suck a big fat horse cock, everything about the car completely sucks.
     
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    yes the fact that one in my hometown honda dealership has a civic with 450,000 miles on it and an accord with 389,000 miles on it proves how terrible they are.

    question.

    would you buy a neon with 100k miles on it? hopefully not

    would you buy a civic with 100k miles on it? i would, because it would outlast that crap neon by double.<!-- Signature -->
     
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    <!-- QUOTE --><center><hr width="90%"></center><blockquote><i>Quote from buzzbomber</i>
    <b>yes the fact that one in my hometown honda dealership has a civic with 450,000 miles on it and an accord with 389,000 miles on it proves how terrible they are.

    question.

    would you buy a neon with 100k miles on it? hopefully not

    would you buy a civic with 100k miles on it? i would, because it would outlast that crap neon by double.</b></blockquote><center><hr width="90%"></center><!-- END QUOTE -->Who gives a damn? People want a fast car. Muscle cars are so easy to work on so when the engine does get old, you can fix or replace it w/ ease. 450,000 miles, do you know if the parts are all stock, I didn't think so. The engine must'v been repaired and cleaned alot. 4 cyl cars are for hauling groceries, not ass. It is not a supercar, or a race car, it is a car for people who only care about gas mileage. Why doesn't Japan keep it sh*tty ass cars in their own country? <!-- Signature -->
     
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    Honda Civic Type-R
    0-60 = 2 Weeks
    0-100 = Never Gonna Happen
     
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    <!-- QUOTE --><center><hr width="90%"></center><blockquote><i>Quote from buzzbomber</i>
    <b>yes the fact that one in my hometown honda dealership has a civic with 450,000 miles on it and an accord with 389,000 miles on it proves how terrible they are.

    question.

    would you buy a neon with 100k miles on it? hopefully not

    would you buy a civic with 100k miles on it? i would, because it would outlast that crap neon by double.</b></blockquote><center><hr width="90%"></center><!-- END QUOTE -->who would want either of those cars?<!-- Signature -->
     
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    <!-- QUOTE --><center><hr width="90%"></center><blockquote><i>Quote from 94FORMULA</i>
    <b><!-- QUOTE --><center><hr width="90%"></center><blockquote><i>Quote from buzzbomber</i>
    <b>yes the fact that one in my hometown honda dealership has a civic with 450,000 miles on it and an accord with 389,000 miles on it proves how terrible they are.

    question.

    would you buy a neon with 100k miles on it? hopefully not

    would you buy a civic with 100k miles on it? i would, because it would outlast that crap neon by double.</b></blockquote><center><hr width="90%"></center><!-- END QUOTE -->Who gives a damn? People want a fast car. Muscle cars are so easy to work on so when the engine does get old, you can fix or replace it w/ ease. 450,000 miles, do you know if the parts are all stock, I didn't think so. The engine must'v been repaired and cleaned alot. 4 cyl cars are for hauling groceries, not ass. It is not a supercar, or a race car, it is a car for people who only care about gas mileage. Why doesn't Japan keep it sh*tty ass cars in their own country? </b></blockquote><center><hr width="90%"></center><!-- END QUOTE -->thats funny. ill bet if you went to japan, on japanese roads and came up against a S15 or even a CTR in your camaro, you would be pummelled, no matter what kind of engine you have. oh and this only shows your ingnorance:


    "4 cyl cars are for hauling groceries, not ass"
    i can hardly believe someone would say that. how funny. why dont you call up lotus and tell them that the elise is for hauling groceries? thats very funny lol.

    "Why doesn't Japan keep it sh*tty ass cars in their own country?"
    also, why dont you be more of a racist prick. the US really needs more people like you.<!-- Signature -->
     
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    Well on road courses the Camaro has put up better times than the RSX and S2000. What is better the S2000 or CTR? It seems that it is all baseless speculation on your part.<!-- Signature -->
     
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    mmmmm, im going to have to say that this car can lick my left nut. i wouldnt even let it near my right nut because it sucks so badly. Honda "tuning" sucks horribly and i hope that all you little rice kids learn that Honda sucks.


    Quote from buzzbomber
    yes the fact that one in my hometown honda dealership has a civic with 450,000 miles on it and an accord with 389,000 miles on it proves how terrible they are.

    question.

    would you buy a neon with 100k miles on it? hopefully not

    would you buy a civic with 100k miles on it? i would, because it would outlast that crap neon by double.

    Well shit, i suppose no one ever did a little engine work on it. i betcha its got the same clutch and transmission too, dumb ass. I suppose youre really a leprechaun and you wear a little pink tutu while you drive your little hatchback civic. Idiot. Go buy a BMW.
     
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    Leave Buzzbomber alone guys, if he likes little economy hatchback cars that have no balls he can. Just another slow car on the road for us to run over.
     
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    <!-- QUOTE --><center><hr width="90%"></center><blockquote><i>Quote from Josh6474</i>
    <b>Leave Buzzbomber alone guys, if he likes little economy hatchback cars that have no balls he can. Just another slow car on the road for us to run over.</b></blockquote><center><hr width="90%"></center><!-- END QUOTE -->i agree. i have my own balls, and i dont rely on my car to have them for me. <IMG SRC="http://www.supercars.net/servlets/cMsg/html/emoticons/smile.gif"> lol.<!-- Signature -->
     
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    the civics are not fast the suck they are so slow so slow so who ever likes honda get lost holdens rule.
     
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    the hondas are the slowest cars there shit not fast not good they are nothing so go get a life if you like hondas anyway holdens kick ass the bet the civic by 300 km.
     
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    Hey now guys...come on.....I mean the car has VTEC and that makes it sooooo fast and all. LOL!! 99.9% of the kids who have a Civic just like to say they have a VTEC engine in it and they don't even know what VTEC is. Plain and simple its a little fancy name Honda came up with for marketing purposes so that they would sell more cars because it has a cool little name on it. But pretty much like what everybody was saying about how american muscle would destroy this....Thing....well its true. The stock stereo system in our american cars is more powerful then the Civic Type R is. But not to worry all you need to do is throw in a few grand too make it just as fast as a stock american muscle car and then a few more grand to make it a little bit faster and then TA DA! You paid times more then the ca is worth to make it slighty more faster then a Mustang GT or Camaro SS or a Vette Z06 and so on. And with all that money you could have bought anyone of those cars and smoke 99.9% of the Jap cars made. Except a Skyline but atleast that has a V6 not a 4 cylinder.
     
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    <!-- QUOTE --><center><hr width="90%"></center><blockquote><i>Quote from 94FORMULA</i>
    <b>Are you a teen? Thought so. Hondas suck c*ck for a living.</b></blockquote><center><hr width="90%"></center><!-- END QUOTE -->all right #%$ we ja ge ya car at your moms slut house
    if you drove a real car that goes faster than 2 miles per year you would know that real man drive real cars and only women like imports
    to bas your a wight #%$ that is a wanabe g but cant be cause he drives
    the gayest car in the world
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    <!-- QUOTE --><center><hr width="90%"></center><blockquote><i>Quote from import eater</i>
    <b><!-- QUOTE --><center><hr width="90%"></center><blockquote><i>Quote from 94FORMULA</i>
    <b>Are you a teen? Thought so. Hondas suck c*ck for a living.</b></blockquote><center><hr width="90%"></center><!-- END QUOTE -->all right #%$ we ja ge ya car at your moms slut house
    if you drove a real car that goes faster than 2 miles per year you would know that real man drive real cars and only women like imports
    to bas your a wight #%$ that is a wanabe g but cant be cause he drives
    the gayest car in the world
    </b></blockquote><center><hr width="90%"></center><!-- END QUOTE -->Am i the only one who can barly read this?<!-- Signature -->
     
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    OMG stfu its old now... TAHOEMAN CAN DO IT BETTER AND DID IT B4 U ITS NOT FUNNY NEMORE
     
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    OMG THAT was hilarious please do another one like that sometime.. I couldnt stop reading it. ITS SO TRUE
     
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    Yea I saw a bumper sticker on one that said


    "0-60 in 6.3 min"
     
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    wow, way to do the exact same thing i did, you damn poser
     
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    Hey yo Chico. Big Daddy *****. hooked on phonics not working to well. So you like gay civics. just to let you know they suck big, hairy, skanky, imports balls. if i were you i'd sell it, but a stang, and whoop on the r i c e d out imports. maybe you can get smart and buy a real car. even chevy is better than honda.

    R-I-C-E....its whats for dinner. i hate how you cant put r i c e on here. FORD RULES!!!
     

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