Congressman sues cafe for pitted olive

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  1. #1 SuprJames, Jan 27, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 25, 2016
    Congressman Dennis Kucinich is suing 4 businesses involved in the making of a sandwich that contained a pitted olive for $150,000 citing significant pain, suffering, and loss of enjoyment as basis for the suit.

    The Ohio Democrat filed a legal complaint Wednesday in D.C. Superior Court, spelling out the case in chilling detail: The wrap was "unwholesome and unfit for human consumption, in that it was represented to contain pitted olives, yet unknown to plaintiff contained an unpitted olive."

    Kucinich have a speech on the floor 5 days after the incident happened with no problem

    What a liberal wimp.
  2. He's just a wimp. With a hot wife.
  3. I hope the judge sentences him to stop being a pussy.
  4. this dude held a contest in like '04 and the winner got a date with him. 80 women applied. Wonder if this was the winner?

    Hope she divorces him, takes half his crap, and dates someone taller.
  5. I wanna be a judge in USA#32
  6. That olive was so pitted.
  7. first thing i thought upon reading this thread.
  8. Change your title. He is suing for an unpitted olive.
  9. to death*

  10. Aw brah its just like, you just get the best barrels ever dude. you come in and get spit righttt out. just drop in and smack the lip, wah BAH, just drop back in like BAHHHH, just ride the barrel and get pitted, sooo pitted like THAT.
  11. Looks like that jared guy shot the wrong congress person
  12. oh........
  13. An american hero
  14. why is he saying it was unwholesome and unfit for consumption when people eat olives all the time
  15. This is 100% about him being a democrat and has nothing to do with him just being a douche in general. Thank you for posting this, I will now only affiliate myself with the Republican Party - the party of patriots, true Freedom and sandwiches without olives.
  16. cannot be real. I refuse to believe.
  17. I think the same thoughts after reading most of your posts.
  18. Think he meant unholesome
  19. lol'd
  20. woooosh psssh, love that guy
  21. lol

    also, ugh.. america (stupid place)
  22. holy shit this is #$%#ing retarded
  23. Smart man.

    I'm sure that Harry Reid, Barney Frank, Maxine Waters, Charlie Rangel, and Nancy Pelosi are much better representatives of your party.
  24. We had our share of retardness in Canada this week, our new minister of defense, MacKay, thought that British-Columbia shared a border with California

    ugh, there are just like, 2 states between these 2 ? ugh <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/disappointed.gif"></A>
  25. I bet the pit was 3/4 of his size.

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