Cucumber #$%#er

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Marki, Sep 4, 2013.

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  1. #1 Marki, Sep 4, 2013
    Girl who I've been seeing lately was drunk last night and told me that she buys extra large long thick cucumbers and #$%#s them
     
  2. #2 Marki, Sep 4, 2013
    she also said that if i stick around she may not have to do this anymore
     
  3. #3 webber f1 racer, Sep 4, 2013
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    Gals (and 84FordMans) gotta be careful with veggies
     
  4. #4 F1LM My Car, Sep 4, 2013
    Cool.
     
  5. #5 TOXA, Sep 4, 2013
    nice
     
  6. #6 TOXA, Sep 4, 2013
    I wonder if AMG has tried this
    (just because he talks of being poor and lonely)
     
  7. #7 TOXA, Sep 4, 2013
    I wonder if corks would #$%# a dude in blackface and a curly hair wig
     
  8. #8 BaRRa, Sep 4, 2013
    pics
     
  9. #9 Atomic2, Sep 4, 2013
    Tell her to invest in a dildo, they last longer
     
  10. #10 IdoL, Sep 4, 2013
    But are not edible.
     
  11. #11 SupraMan, Sep 4, 2013
    this

    we literally do not give a flying #$%# about information like this unless pics are involved.
     
  12. #12 c7015, Sep 4, 2013
    may not have to ....
     
  13. #13 Porsche addict, Sep 4, 2013
    lies
     
  14. #14 Baklava, Sep 4, 2013
    she needs to switch to courgette or eggplant.
     
  15. #15 The Niggar King, Sep 4, 2013
    I have #$%#ed a courgette a few times
     
  16. #16 The Niggar King, Sep 4, 2013
    Corks tell me this girl's number, we'd prolly get along quite well

    Also post picture of said gurl
     
  17. #17 Enigma Lips, Sep 4, 2013
    Real girls use pineapples.
     
  18. #18 xDRAN0x, Sep 4, 2013
    goatse.cx
     
  19. #19 Tipo F130A, Sep 4, 2013
    New corks thread, it's about his dick.
     
  20. #20 Baklava, Sep 4, 2013
    what
     
  21. #21 Baklava, Sep 4, 2013
    what
     
  22. #22 The Niggar King, Sep 4, 2013
    Haven't you ever #$%#ed vegetables? As a tween I didn't know fleshlights even existed and huge courgettes grew in our garden. A little creativity + courgette -> profit.
     
  23. #23 Baklava, Sep 4, 2013
    Ive only used my hand
     
  24. #24 The Niggar King, Sep 4, 2013
    That's because you weren't innovative!

    Cancel that corks girl thing btw, my penis can't compete with an extra large cucumber ffs.
     
  25. #25 Marki, Sep 4, 2013
    she sent me a pic of her laying in bed with the cuke between her tits
     
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