Cucumber #$%#er

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

Who sends something like that? That's not sexy, that's creepy.

 

Is this the nerd girl that you took the picture with before?

 

this is not an enviable position to be in.


stuck with an insane chick AND having to measure up to a cucumber.



what's it like #$%#ing her? can you even tell?

did you send a picture back with you #$%#ing a hallowed out honeydew?

 

nah. it probably isnt.

 

Put it up her butt and pee.

 

nice double brag, well done buddy.

throw something in about benching 285 before its too late

 

Ounces?

 

Speaking of that, did the forum traffic just pick up? Seems like more posts than usual. The wonders of corks and his cucumber.

 

I know this is SC.net and all, but lets face it, vaginas have a lot of elasticity. It would take a shitload of cucumbering over a long period of time to cause her to feel like a football sock.

Either that or Corks having a small penor.

 

A honeydew you say...

I need to try this

 

Hahaha what the ****

 

you make an uncomfortable amount of threads about your dick

 

now you know what your ex felt.

 

And who buys plastic-wrapped cucumbers?

 

oooo dat dress so scandalous, and you know another nigga can't handle it, see you shakin' dat thing like "who da ish?" with a look in your eyes so devilish.