um. i was basically making a character judgement. it's not about the actually vagina. but it's still probably terrible. shit girls just own shitty boxes. "that pussy ain't good".
So my friend was going down on his girlfriend's pussy and he said to her "jeez you've got a big pussy, Jeez you'Ve got a big pussy" she asked "why you sayin' twice?" he replies "I didn't! it's because of the echo!"
I had a chick i was banging tell me a similar thing. It was when she was younger and wanted to warm the cucumber up because it was in the fridge so she microwaved it. It exploded and her dad caught her trying to microwave a cucumber at 2:00am. lol, she was hot too. Russian Israeli model who spoke 4 languages. I think that's when I learned for good that chicks are #$%#ing stupid, no matter how smokin hot and worldly.
I understand your reaction given you have the hormones and emotional intelligence of a 16 year old girl.
What do you think I'm gonna say, she's perfect in every way? lol She has her stupid moments, just like every other chick.
I don't have ovaries so my answer is nay. I have made some regrettable choices in life that some might consider irrational. You may have confused intelligence with emotions caused by the menstrual cycle quite badly there. Also I don't think that getting caught masturbating/someone finding evidence that you probably have done that/will do that in a limited-privacy environment is a sign of overall stupidity.
Except you because your are pitch-perfect in every way and you also fly planes. We already know that.