Cucumber #$%#er

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Marki, Sep 4, 2013.

  1. Wheels knows I'm a forum cancer
  2. Lol remember when wheels was on that isolated air base away from his wife and be was all #%[email protected] and emotional and mean

    What a girl
  3. I was the same way I always am. Everyone else was just being extra stupid. <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/wink.gif"></A>
  4. Chicks using cucumbers is nothing new. Did you just recently start having sex corx? FYI, she'll let you #$%# her in the ass while she #$%#s the cucumber. I promise.
  5. It's Valenza, Valencia sounds like it could be Scorp's name though (part spangolo).
  6. *kanker
  7. No srsly!
  8. You want me to srsly dew you?
  9. My mom's from Valencia. Dad from Rome
  10. I thought you were from Venezuela.
  11. I am but my parents are from Europe
  12. Why on eart did they move to Venezuela?
  13. Mom moved in 1950 as a newborn (Spain was a shithole after the civil war which was then followed by ww2) and south america was very prosperous at the time. Dad moved in like 75 because hes crazy and was tired of Italy, ended up making a ton of money in the process
  14. Yes
  15. so how did you end up in flow-rida
  16. I hear there was this one guy named Chavez who may have had something to do with it.

  17. Ah ok cool man
  18. Scorps, do you still drive the taxi?
  19. Now I want to #$%# a vegetable for old times' sake.
  20. Havent driven in over 2 years
  21. Godverdomme, lies!

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  22. What

  23. Lol because lies is a dutch word too
  24. Yes you have driven in the past 2 years, time doesn't pass that quickly. What do you do now?

    And why do you say helvete?

    It's Swedish and gay as

  25. tyfuspoepbuislebberkuthoer

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