Dear God,

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mclaren777, Nov 23, 2004.

  1. Why didn't you save the school children at...?

    Moses Lake, Washington - 2/2/96
    Bethel, Alaska - 2/19/97
    Pearl, Mississippi - 10/1/97
    West Paducah, Kentucky - 12/1/97
    Stamps, Arkansas - 12/15/97
    Jonesboro, Arkansas - 3/24/98
    Edinboro, Pennsylvania - 4/24/98
    Fayetteville, Tennessee - 5/19/98
    Springfield, Oregon - 5/21/98
    Richmond, Virginia - 6/15/98
    Littleton, Colorado - 4/20/99
    Taber, Alberta, Canada - 5/28/99
    Conyers, Georgia - 5/20/99
    Deming, New Mexico - 11/19/99
    Fort Gibson, Oklahoma - 12/6/99
    Santee, California - 3/5/01
    El Cajon, California - 3/22/01?

    Concerned Student



    Dear Concerned Student,

    I am not allowed in schools.



    How did this get started?


    Let's see, I think it started when Madeline Murray O'Hare complained she didn't want any prayer in our schools. And we said, OK...


    Then, someone said you better not read the Bible in school, the Bible that says "thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbors as yourself,"

    And we said, OK...


    Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem. And we said, an expert should know what he's talking about so we won't spank them anymore...


    Then someone said teachers and principals better not discipline our children when they misbehave. And the school administrators said no faculty member in this school better touch a student when they misbehave because we don't want any bad publicity, and we surely don't want to be sued. And we accepted their reasoning...


    Then someone said, let's let our daughters have abortions if they want, and they won't even have to tell their parents. And we said, that's a grand idea...


    Then some wise school board member said, since boys will be boys and they'regoing to do it anyway, let's give our sons all the condoms they want, so they can have all the fun they desire, and we won't have to tell their parents they got them at school. And we said, that's another great idea...


    Then some of our top elected officials said it doesn't matter what we do in private as long as we do our jobs. And we said, it doesn't matter what anybody, including the President, does in private as long as we have jobs and the economy is good...


    And someone else took that appreciation a step further and published pictures of nude children and then stepped further still by making them available on the Internet.And we said, everyone's entitled to free speech....


    And the entertainment industry said, let's make TV shows and movies that promote profanity, violence and illicit sex... And let's record music that encourages rape, drugs, murder, suicide, and satanic themes...And we said, it's just entertainment and it has no adverse effect and nobody takes it seriously anyway, so go right ahead...


    Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, classmates or even themselves.


    Undoubtedly, if we thought about it long and hard enough, we could figure it out. I'm sure it has a great deal to do with...

  2. As lame as that was, it definitely makes you think.

    Sorry for posting it.
  3. ???????????????...Im Lost. I think god hates me?
  4. Dude, everyone BUT God hates you. You have it backwards.
  5. He does. He hates everyone with an IQ below 60.
  6. So whats your IQ?
  7. Silents... I win!!!! <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC=""></A> <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC=""></A> <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC=""></A>
  8. Do you mean 'Silence'?
  9. Yes, my IQ is silence.
  10. Violent movies kick ass. Case in point: The Road Warrior. When was it made? 1982. It kicks total ass. This is a fact that can be confirmed by many scientists, living or dead.

    Violent movies/video games don't make kids kill each other, bad parenting does.
  11. exactly just like that list of video games that came out this morning
  12. I think its the crack...
  13. I was following until it got on to the subject of abortions and kids #$%#ing around in their spare time. The way I see it is that if they are busy getting abortions, STD tests etc. or they are busy having sex, they aren't killing eachother.
  14. God doesn't exist, that's why. He was made up as some bedtime story thousands of years ago by a parent who couldn't explain something and then everyone took that story WAY too seriously.
  15. But the teenagers who do kill each other do so because they can't get laid, so if we make it really hard for people to have sex, they won't feel so left out. Get it?
  16. Interesting they think that schools handing out condoms means more kids will have sex. No, it means that more kids will have SAFE sex. Unless you'd rather have them getting pregnant/STDs more often than they already are.
  17. No they don't. They do it because people actualy find it worth the effort to harras them. See when I see some loser-goth I think to myself "man, someone should sort that guy out, but not me, that would be too much effort".
  18. "I accidentely proved God doesn'e exist"-Homer after removal of crayon from his brain
  19. You can preach about God in your own time. And if you blame school deaths because a certian religion is not forced upon people in school, and if you blame it because "God could not enter," then you are a dumbass.
  20. What about all those poor Russian children that got killed by Chechen rebels earlier this year? Oh wait they're not american so they don't count-is that the reason?
  21. dude over 500 posts its unnacceptable for you to still be quoting the first post in a thread especially when its a long ass one like this.
  22. Oh, so people would say "Hey, I'll go get laid using my free condoms instead of making fun of that guy because he's a goth." That works.
  23. Dude, stop saying dude, and this thread isn't long, it only has 3 pages. 10 pages is long, and I quote it because some people won't remember back that far, there is nothing wrong with responding to the 1st post. But being a 2000+ post supercar messiah I thought you already knew that.
  24. Uh dude, I didn't write this.
  25. That was gay.

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