Did I ever tell you guys that I met Paris Hilton?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blitzschnell, Aug 10, 2007.

  1. That's me?
  2. Sick party.
  3. I found it excessively necessary.
  4. hey look! its a typical college lametard party full of typical college lametards! i bet the indie music was pumping.
  5. I just checked Wiki and paris hilton is a highschool dropout.
  6. would you not also be a highschool dropout if you were due to inherit millions of dollars? i know i would be.
  7. No, I'd graduate from highschool. Paris Hilton dropped out because she's a spoiled moron.
  8. #33 tempoman, Aug 10, 2007
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    he's a bro

  9. I'd graduate from college or even get a MBA later so that I can make even more money.
  10. Would you mind taking me to one of your banjo-pumping hoedowns sometime? I'd be ever so happy!
  11. i wear a wrist band <A BORDER="0" HREF="http://www.supercars.net/PitLane?displayFAQ=y"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/sad.gif"></A>
  12. #37 Enigma Lips, Aug 10, 2007
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    Yeah, much more a bro. I didnt even look at the picture before I made that comment. I thought they were talking about someone in the back. He is much more of a bro, a b-boy wannabe.
  13. #$%#en how would I know?
  15. id take this chick over paris
  16. Looks like her, yet is so much hotter just because she isn't Paris Hilton.
  17. There was a girl at my high school who inherited over $500 million when she turned 18. She is from one of the richest families in Chicago. She took autoshop with me, graduated high school, went to Columbia University, and graduated there too. Last I saw, she was driving around a used Audi A4, a step up from the Honda CRV she drove in High School.

    Yeah, you've never heard of her because she is too normal, I guess.
  18. -1 to you for not making her your wife
  19. Not really one for tall leggy blonds but I'll make an exception with this one..she ain't bad.
  20. I bet that this blond #%!@ loves to give blowjobs in men toilets. She looks like a dumb streetwhore.
  21. YEAH DOG!
  22. theres a RIP thread about you.
  23. w0rd
  24. "Big deal, you get in her pants?"
  25. I have seen it.

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