Seriously, do you know how many pumpkins just get wasted on halloween? Do you have any idea how much food that is? It's a #$%#ed up tradition, and it's stupid. I also have a beef with Christmas and the waste of trees. #$%# that. People are such idiots. Not that I'm a tree-hugger or anything like that, but at least if you're gonna harvest pumpkins and cut down trees, they should be used for something worthwhile. I mean shit, there's something fundamentally wrong with a society that literally throws away 30 million perfectly good pumpkins on the same day, where there are impovershed people who are starving just down the street. Now again, don't get me wrong. I'm not saying we should be giving anything to poor people, I just think it's #$%#ed up to waste all that food. Eat the #$%#ing pumpkins! Roast them with oil and salt, or make a pie or whatever. You just don't waste food. And you don't kill living trees for no reason either. There are a hell of a lot better things you can do with 30 million pine trees than just throwing them away. It's just #$%#ing wasteful. Give me all that wood, I'll #$%#ing build a house out of it. Jack-o-lanterns and Christmas trees are the two stupidest holiday traditions ever.