http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2498004 "So yesterday I step out my front door and parked in front of my neighbour's house is this Porsche Carrera GT. I looked it up, the price tag is just under $500,000 US. So while me and this old guy from across the street are checking out the car we notice there's something sitting on the front seat... a key with a Porsche emblem on it. A greater goon than I would follow this up with a story about hopping in the car and heading to Mexico but my common sense got the better of me and I left the fate of his car up to gods... who I hope punished the owner properly. Took the pics with my crappy phone camera, sorry if the quality is shit."