if u diss lightnings read this

Discussion in '1952 Porsche-Glöckler 356 Roadster' started by SVTlightingfreak, Jan 13, 2003.

  1. if u diss lightnings u r so freaking stupid and dont kno wut real muscle is if u like that cheap piece a crap syclone over this u need a brain transplant! that piece of junk called the syclone compact and is just as weak as a regular sanoma lightnings are full size and are just as able to to as a regular f-150 except it goes 0-60 in 5.8sec or less and goes 150 but gosh the SYCLONE is no better than the plane jane pest control trucks u see driving around.so ifu diss lightnings u need to suck a lemon and get over that ford makes a better more stylish truck than a 91 sanoma with syclone slaped on the side and a h.o. v-6 so wut yall make me sick "quote i hate it it sucks" im glad killer69 or wutever is banned he dont kno wut muscle is and the chevelle guy ya there neat but c'mon its an old muscle car and not too muscly its a lemon like the 11 year old said .IF U DISS LIGHTNING GO TO UR DOCTOR AND GET A BRAIN TRANSPLANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Re: if u diss lightnings read this

    I agree lightning freak lightning is one of the best trucks around and it seems like you think so to
     
  3. Re: if u diss lightnings read this

    it needs bigger rims on it
     
  4. Re: if u diss lightnings read this

    bet you money the new dodge ram supercab with the hemi would burn the ford lightning on the drag strip.
     
  5. Re: if u diss lightnings read this

    this truck is good but needs some fixing here and there.
     
  6. Re: if u diss lightnings read this

    They don't atand a chance but the new SR-10s do.

    Do you even have a 1997-now Lightning? Are you even old enough to drive?
     
  7. Re: if u diss lightnings read this

    All you guys are tools. Ford sucks monkey balls. This truck sux major butt. You guys think this is American muscle??? right... yea a supercharger is real higher performance. You guys suck. Get a real car or truck with balls you girls. Good god.
     
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    Oh, and the late chevy's and dodge muscle cars would rip this thing a new asshole.... piece of crap ford

    Found
    On
    Road
    Dead
     
  9. Re: if u diss lightnings read this

    I'd love to see you find a stock full-size truck that can go as fast as this. Don't say SR-10 because it's competion will appear when Ford remakes the Lightning in one of the years to come.
     
  10. Re: if u diss lightnings read this

    FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE A CHEVY


    WHY DID CHEVY PUT HEATERS IN THE TAILGATES OF THEIR NEW TRUCKS?

    To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the shop.

    WHY ARE THERE SIDEWALKS BESIDE MOST STREETS AND HIWAYS?

    So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.

    HOW IS A GOLF BALL DIFFERENT FROM A CHEVY?

    You can drive a golf ball 200 yards!

    This is Ford country and on a quiet night you can hear a Chevy rust...

    Ashes to ashes,

    dust to dust.

    If it wasn't for our Chevy's,

    our tools would rust.

    This is your brain "FORD", this is your brain on drugs "CHEVY"

    Buy a Chevy and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest.

    I could never keep a Chevy under me, I was always under the Chevy.

    WHY ARE THE NEW CHEVY TRUCKS MORE AERODYNAMIC?

    So they will save the Fords gas when the Ford tows them away.

    WHY IS THIS COUNTRY SO FAR IN DEBT?

    Because the President drives a Chevy

    WHAT DID THE FORD SAY TO THE CHEVY?

    Would you like a tow home?

    HOW CAN THEY APPROVE THE NEW Chevy TRUCK?

    Put a Ford engine in it.

    HOW MUCH WOOD CAN A CHEVY TRUCK HAUL IF A CHEVY TRUCK COULD HAUL

    WOOD?

    As much as the Ford tow truck in front of it.

    SPEED KILLS

    DRIVE A CHEVY

    LIVE FOR EVER

    I'd rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy!

     
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    Thas's good stuff <A BORDER="0" HREF="http://www.supercars.net/emoticons.html"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="http://speed.supercars.net/cboardhtml/emoticons/smile.gif"></A>
     
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    true damn true chevy suck and i made my truck into a lowrider with some dubs and red flames with a new supercharger and a tank of nos
     
  13. Re: if u diss lightnings read this

    Tools? monkey balls? sux major butt? How #$%#ing old are?
    Don't get mad mad because Ford made a hi-po pickup. It isn't the end of the world.
     
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    NOS is GAY!
     
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    Im pissed cause you guys think this truck is sweet. Take the supercharger off and lets see how much power it really has.
     
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    Shoot ill bet you. Name your price. You think just cause it has a Hemi that its gonna beat this truck. Thats why the Ram isnt the fastest truck on earth and the Lightning is right?
     
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    i 'think' i saw a srt-10 ram it was stunning, other than looks this truck rules but, looks are opinionated.
     
  18. Re: if u diss lightnings read this

    it might have been a ram 1500 with a hood job and brmbos and 20 inch rims...
     
  19. LIGHTNING SUCKS!!!
    Re: if u diss lightnings read this


    I HAVE TO GIVE IT TO FORD, ITS THE ONLY DESCENT TRUCK THEY EVER MADE, BUT ITS STILL A PIECE OF S*IT. YES IT MAKES 360 HP. BUT IT ONLY RUNS 140, THAT IS REDICULUS. OUR Z71 WILL RUN THAT AND IT ONLY MAKES 285 HP AND I CAN STILL PULL A 10000 POUND TRAILER AND I CAN STILL LOAD THE BED PLUM FULL OF STUFF. AND THERES MORE, I CAN PUT MY TRUCK IN 16 INCHES OF MUD. FACE THE FACT, THE TRUCK SUCKS.
    EVEN WORSE, TAKE A LOOK AT THE NEW SILVERADO SS. THE LIGHTNING BEATS THE TRUCK BY 5 TENTHS OF A SECOND ON TAKE OFF, AND THE SS IS GOVERNED AT 120, BUT THE TRUCK IS CAPABLE OF AROUND 165 MPH, AND IT IS AWD, SO WHEN THE SNOW COMES, THE SS IS GOING RIGHT THROUGH IT WHILE THE GUY IN THE LIGHTNING IS WONDERING WHY HE BOUGHT A $35000 TRUCK AND CAN ONLY DRIVE IT HALF THE YEAR.......THINK ABOUT IT, LIGHTNING JUST ISNT WORTH IT.
     
  20. LIGHTNING SUCKS!!!Re: if u diss lightnings read this

    1. 380 HP
    2. its not a work truck BUT it can still tow 5000 lbs and carry 1350 in the bed
    3. it goes 146 areo limited, its a truck. if its engine was put in a car [cobra R minus the blower] it could go much faster [cobra R goes an elimited 175]
    4. AWD on this truck is meaning less it still makes a good whole shot with RWD and does not have the drain in power as in AWD or 4WD.
    5. if i had this it would never see the winter i dont care if it can drive through it or not.
    6. for a vehicle of this performance $35,000 is a decent price.
    7. turn off capps
     

  21. LIGHTNING SUCKS!!!Re: if u diss lightnings read this


    1. LIGHTNING IS A PIECE OF S*IT
    2. TRUELY, ON THE LINE AWD GIVES THE SS TWICE THE GRIP WHILE THE LIGHTNING IS BURNING OUT
    3. $40000 FOR AN SS WITH THE PERFORMANCE AND STYLE/LUXURY IS A DAMN GOOD PRICE
    4.THERE IS NO LOST POWER IN THE AWD
    5.CHEVY IS JUST BETTER AND A BETTER VALUE
    6.MY CAPS IS STILL ON *****
     
  22. LIGHTNING SUCKS!!!Re: if u diss lightnings read this

    1. did you think that up yourself?

    2. the lightning only burns out when wanted to, there is some wheelspin but not a significant amount

    3. have you ever sat in a lightning? guess not, it will change your mind. and if you still thought it wasent as nice, you could buy a new intirior with the money you save

    4. if your talking about torque yes, but excluding the whole shot HP maters more. besides this has 450 lbs/ft.

    5. wrong, the SS was compared by motor trend to the harly davidson 150. the lightning is far supirior to the harly.

    6. i fail to care.
     

  23. LIGHTNING SUCKS!!!Re: if u diss lightnings read this


    1. YES, THAT CAME FULLY FROM MY BRAIN
    2. AWD IS BETTER, EVEN IF THE LIGHTNING HAS LITTLE SPIN THE SS IS ALREADY GONE SIMPLY B/C OF NO SPIN, AND WHEN THE LIGHTNING IS FLOORED ITS SHITTY TRANNY IS GOING TO LET IT BACK INTO GEAR AND ITS GONNA SPIN AND LOOSE TIME.
    3. YES I HAVE SAT IN A LIGHNING, MY CUSIN OWNS ONE, ITS A PIECE OF SHIT. I HAVE ACTUALLY SAT IN ONE MANY TIMES AND MY MIND IS STILL SET ON CHEVY, AND HE WILL EVEN ADMIT THAT OUR Z71 WILL GIVE HIS LIGHTNING A RUN
    - 02 Z71
    - K&N INTAKE
    - JET CHIP
    - 325 HP
    - 0-60......6.2
    - TOP SPEED (GOVERNED) 140
    4.I FAIL TO CARE THAT YOU FAIL TO CARE
     
  24. Re: if u diss lightnings read this

    see, people like you are the reason the real members hate the indie forums.


    You're just another f*cking dumb redneck who thinks yelling at people will make them agree with you and believe you. News flash, billy- stop humping your sister, listen up- the Syclone is a faster truck in a category where fast is paramount. That's right, "sport truck"- these trucks aren't designed to tow. Sure, the SVT's got a 5000 lb towing capacity, but I'll eat my own foot if I ever see one towing. Hell, the late F-bodies had a 1000 lb towing capacity, but ya don't see anyone towing with those, either, do you?

    and to refer to the Syclone/Typhoon's V6's as "h.o." just further shows your interminable ignorance. They sure as hell were "h.o.", they had twin f*cking turbochargers. Your argument would be more convincing if you took a reasonable tone and learned to spell, you f*cking inbred piece of redneck horsesh*t. And, by the way- there's no such thing as a "brain transplant"

    so while I could go off on you for hours on end, I think I'll leave the rednecks to be rednecks, and go back to the main forums to enjoy some intelligent conversation. And if you have a problem with any of what I've just said, you can go suck a dick.
     
  25. Re: if u diss lightnings read this

    there has been one brain transplant performed on monkeys...
     

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