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Discussion in '2002 Honda Civic Type-R' started by if its not a ford FULL size van ITS CRAP, Aug 9, 2002.

  1. Hey you people sucky sucky the biggy oney i wish all you people would come over to my side and get on the bus and join the newest car club of huntsville alabama i like to call it the "1983 Ford Full Size" club for short (its short for the "1983 Ford Full Size Van Club The "FFSVC")i no you guys are thinking this has to be a joke but hey News Flash i'm for real i no your also thinking who all is in this and maybe you no some one with a "Full Sizer" parked in the drive way for instance maybe that family down the street are they in the FFSVC? or should you ask them maybe they wanna keep it to themselves i mean you guys are lucky i started this in 1979 when i was 16 when i told papa i wanted a brand new 79'Chevy Full size van (by the way thats also the day he put my crippled ass in this God forsaken wheel chair i could kill that dead beat's ass if i saw him right now i'd probly....) anyways you might be wonderin' if i have a 83' how did i start it in 79' well im a firm believer that you don't have to have the car to be in the club you just have to no its for you and that this is what you desire most of all anyways as you can tell my dads no chevy man and i thank him every day for pushing my chair down to the ford dealership but anyways i was pimpin the "Full Sizer" the other day and as i passed the the only gay bar in town the upscale what do i see out of the corner of my eye a it had was a big nasty red CIVIC and what was right behind it getting it in the ass like two tickle ducks a ACCORD so i waited for them in the condom polutied parking lot because God knows i wouldn't go in there so when there came out i challaged them to a drag with "el vano" after they got up off the ground laffing they agreed so to the old airport we went and when gay bartender droped his pants and off we were i straight up smoked those #%$s i seriously had enough time to stop be for the finish line roll them up and them smoke them and still have enough time to suck the bartenders penis but back to the subject the bottom line is CIVIC and ACCORDS suck the bartenders penis a lot harder than i

    but hey if you wanna take your ragged out 1983 Full Size Van somewhere where namecalling doesn't exist just stop by the upscale parking lot and ask for a regestration form and a leagle waver (for saftey sake) because you and i no a full sive van gets a little swirly a 230+ mph so what are you waiting for get in your ford and come on down now how about that gay porn

    P.S.
    HONDA sucks my dick (and I like it) ;)
    but i'm not gay (i swear)
     

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