# joke

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mpg, Mar 27, 2009.

1. #1
Teaching Maths In 1970

A logger sells a lorry load of timber for Â£1000.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the selling price.
What is his profit?

2. Teaching Maths In 1980

A logger sells a lorry load of timber for Â£1000.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the selling price, or Â£800.
What is his profit?

3. Teaching Maths In 1990

A logger sells a lorry load of timber for Â£1000.
His cost of production is Â£800.
Did he make a profit? ;

4. Teaching Maths In 2000

A logger sells a lorry load of timber for Â£1000.
His cost of production is Â£800 and his profit is Â£200.
Your assignment: Underline the number 200.

5. Teaching Maths In 2009

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is totally selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands.
He does this so he can make a profit of Â£200. What do you think of this way of making a living?
Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? There are no wrong answers.

If you are upset about the plight of the animals in question counselling will be available.

2. #2
Your trolling is subtle. But I can see through it.

3. #3
Life is too short for trolling.

4. #4
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5. #5
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6. #6
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7. #7
Blacks

8. #8
LIBERRRALLLSS

9. #9
why did it get easier for the first few questions? that doesnt make sense and the joke parts arent funny

10. #10
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this is classic darrell bluett comedy
more examples:

11. #11
Chickity China the Chinese chicken . You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

12. #12
Uh, ok

13. #13
horse

14. #14
cock

15. #15
in

16. #16
your

17. #17
nose

18. #18
I enjoyed it.

19. #19
Is this Americanskij humor? I don't realy laugh. Don't anderstend what's funy.

20. #20
Those goddamn piece of shit ghetto trash arabs cause nothing but trouble. You have to have your head up your ass if you don't see this. They all should be shot with my entire uncle's gun collection from Texas. Or perhaps a

ugh #\$%# this, I want my account bakc.

21. #21
Obviously it came from The UK.

22. #22
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23. #23
you bunch of slack-jawed #%\$gots.

24. #24
귀한 자식들 데리고 뭣 경규 아 귀한 자식들 데리고 뭣하는 경규 아식들 자식들

25. #25
It's amusing.