lol @ Viper statistic

Discussion in 'American Cars' started by VIPER 5, Sep 6, 2006.

  1. after working for a dealer, i assure you that the vast majority of people who work there are morons
  2. again, another superstar sprinter.
  3. i wouldnt go around bragging about almost beating a pickup truck, seriously if you were my friend and told me that, id stop being your friend
  4. it had a spoiler, BBS rims, tinted windows, decals on the side and a fart can on the back, thats gotta count for something
  5. I bet my old explorer would have taken him! That thing was invincible. It floated down a river once.
  6. hey back when honda and toyota first started out everyone laughed at them and look at them now
  7. A mechanic at a local dealership once told me he is suing a dealership for a 1 BILLION dollars because of not honoring an extended warranty agreement (he was serious.)

    Don't believe everything you hear. Especially when he gives a 10-20% range for a statistic involving thousands of cars.
  8. Never believe anything a dealership says.
  9. Truth. I managed to get a salesman to use the tire pressure as the boost pressure provided by the nonexistent supercharger on the Dodge Grand Caravan in speech, this while my Mom was looking to buy a new Mini-van a few years back.

    Anyway, post your av.
  10. LOL
  11. Maybe that was true at THAT dealership... As in they've only ever sold 10 Vipers, and 1 or 2 of them happened to crash on the way home <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/smile.gif"></A> Although of course, it's more likely he was being sarchastic and that wasn't picked up... Or they guy was actually that big of an idiot.
  12. Yaeh. We got a Dodge, Honda, Hyndai dealer where I live.
  13. Was he by any chance towing a '59 Cadillac?
  14. Dodge, Honda, Hyndai????!!!?!??!?!?!
    How the hell do 3 totally different car brands end up in one dealership
    If you can put up a pic of the sign thebn ill believe you.
  15. Different manufacturers owned by completely different companies selling their cars under one roof is a very common occurance/stfu
  16. Ricers can't afford BBS rims. They get heavy shits from Pep Boys
  17. You mean the 4.8L, yeah, not fast.

    and how do you know it was a V8? The vast majority of single cabs are the plain old 4.3L V6.
  18. r u serious? He is one of my best friends. I have ridden in that truck a lot of times. I was in it when he beat a CRX and when he crashed while drifting.

    He got an LS1 intake for free and recently bought an LS1 cam for very cheap. It will be a fairly quick truck after the mods are done.

    and it's a 5.3 liters displacement.
  19. yes he was actually
  20. what colour?
  21. It may feel "powerful" right off the line but it doesnt mean its fast. My 03' f-150 with the 5.4L does that too. BUt im sure the 0-60 is like 12-13 seconds. And btw a CRX isnt a fast car, My 06' Taurus could kill a civic, and the taurus is pretty damned slow
  22. CRX's are quick little cars.
  23. They feel quick. They're not.
  24. Dude, your sig says you own an '06 Taurus. I thought they dropped those last year? Could you be driving a non-existent car?
  25. Nope... there is an 06' Taurus, look on ebay.

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