MacGyver is here.

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by MCMLXXXIV1984, Jan 16, 2006.

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  2. could you make me a robot out of a juice box and some tissue paper?
  3. Yes, I just pulled it out of my ass and used the extra tissue paper to wipe it clean.
  4. cool. thanks. <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/wink.gif"></A>
  5. Hey MacGyver. Is it possible to create a nuclear bomb by using YOUR shit and Q-tips?
  6. Macgyver, are you the real actor on here, or are some fan who knows all of Macgyver?
  7. Everyone on the internet is who they say they are.
  8. funny & amazing your talk ,and it will be crazy you do in your life
  9. wow, you inspired my best escape ever!

    i was behind a locked door
    pulled a poster of the wall, slid it underneath the door, then used a fine piece of steel wire to push the key out of its slot.
    key fell on the poster and i pulled it under the door again

    was my proudest moment ever!
    thanks macgyver, you're an even better DIY'er than the entire A team together
  10. What? Some actor played MacGyver... he's not a real person! Dude, this better be some joke.
  11. It's true. I looked it up on the internet. It's some guy called Richard Dean Anderson. Son of a #%[email protected]!! This explains so much... why my family thinks I'm crazy, why I've never been laid. This is one of the worst days in my life.
  12. lol
  13. Don't worry I still believe in you MacGyver.
  14. haha funny
  15. Thank you. I have come to terms with my identity crisis. I am no longer MacGyver*.

    *excludes holidays, every first Tuesday of the month, January 23rd, whenever drunk, in Venice, stalking RDA, when watching MacGyver on TV, when having sex, while ordering take out, while answering calls from telemarketers, when my Swiss army knife is in my hand, while being interrogated by the FBI, while driving a Wrangler, and camping.
  16. Could you fix sc net ?
  17. to fix he will need a piece of string exactly 8cm long, and a white eraser.
  18. Our show was better.
  19. fail.
  20. DIE.
  21. no
  22. I'm bringing sexy back.

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