MooTron F1: comeback!

Discussion in 'Motorsports' started by MooSquad, Nov 19, 2004.

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    *TEST REPORT*

    20 Dec 2004
    MooTron thunder towards Christmas in emphatic form

    After a two week break, the MooTron F1 testing program was back on track. 2nd driver Veyronman was still absconding but Madhav and iampingpong shared the duties.
    The team was blessed with brilliant weather (air temperature staying at a constant 28C while track temperature was in the region of 35-38 C). The team decided it was the perfect time to test their revolutionary MADS3X technology and in the process put in a massive number of laps. Between the two drivers 200 laps was completed as a wide variety of components was tested. However the MADS3X took the spotlight and sent 'the Moo', as the car has been dubbed, zipping through Jerez like never seen before.
    Just weeks earlier the Williams team had tested at this very same track and posted low 1:19s. Pretty formidable you'd think. Not a chance. The MooTron raced through in stunning low 1:17s. All this while the team stated they were not going for all out speed. Ominous signs. Rumour had it that some of the members of the grid who had been keenly following proceedings were shocked- most notably Juan Pablo Montoya who had problems digesting his cheeseburgers.
    iampingpong: "A productive day. We completed everything we had on our itinerary and set some very encouraging times."
    Madhav was unavailable for comment. However, scientist Dr. Fluchtwagen was on hand to witness his creation, MADS3X, in action. As the day proceeded and things got better and better, a few evil chuckles (almost Mr. Hyde like) were observed.
    Dr. Fluchtwagen: "MUAHAHAHAH! I told you mother#$%#ers it would work! But you didn't believe me! MUAHAHAHAH!"

    Times:
    Madhav- 1:17.071
    iampingpong- 1:17.082
     
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    I don't remember laughing madly, but i do remember saying that.
     
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    We need to rework our engine strategy since i forgot we're going to a v8
     
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    Its all about the 11 dimensions of the string theory.
     
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    Thanks to the entire team. Another successful test, but I still think our times will even lower once we get MADS3X sorted out completely. Great job, Fluchtwagen!

    Thanks for the write-up, Maddi.
     
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    No probs Bob. It was a pleasure using the MADS3X, Fluchtwagen.
     
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    Hey guys, just wondering, who's our spokesman officially now? I see an era coming like Ferrari currently, in which we have to stay cool and stuff while they're asking questions like "when are you going to let others win?" and so on. I'm willing to do it, but I can't promise I stay cool.

    Btw, great article Madster <A BORDER="0" HREF="http://www.supercars.net/emoticons.html"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="http://speed.supercars.net/pitlane/emoticons/smile.gif"></A>
     
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    ill do it...

    hong kong on saturday! whoo!

    yeah!

    cha-ching!

    ive been eeting sugar.
     
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    Hahaha
     
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    MADS3X is really shaping up...

    I just hope that moosquad will start sending press releases to actual websites finally having this only on these boards is pointless
     
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    Websites reject our releases. Why? Because everyone will scoff at them for believing such a tall tale- a team from nowhere setting the new benchmark. We'll show them.
     
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    Not a too bad idea, I'll rumour up some forums.
     
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    I'll be going off to Malaysia and Singapore in a few days time. And I will be secretly testing some newly designed components on the Sepang race track.





    ...





    so much for the secrecy part...
     
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    I thought you were a designer, not a test driver. Or is the fact that you're a designer a secret?
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    Sorry guys, just a mindtwist, but is it an idea to develop our own tires?
     
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    Aren't we running exclusive b!tchstone tyres?
     
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    Tires that ooze super glue.
     
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    Yeah we do, the others on the field are on Goodyears and Michelins, but still you know.. Nah you're right, it's not necessary.
     
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    You must mean Bridgestones.....
     
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    Sorry.. I'm so oldskool. Be glad I didn't say Firestone even..
     
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    3 days!

    today, thursday, friday, leaving early sat. morning!

    whoo hoo!
     
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    Michelin's work well in my experience
     
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    Netscape is taking a toll on you..
     
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    hahaha
     
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    2 days!

    whee!

    today, friday, SATURDAY!

    whoo!
     

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