Unless someone else made a parody thread that was strikingly similar, I remember it. Lurkin since oh foh
It happened in 2002 if that helps. Let me get the equipment to upload the 8mm video to my computer and I'll post some screen caps for you distrustful bastards.
Skydiving Weather went shit (mostly cloudy) and we spent three hours in a hanger #$%#ing off with regular divers before going to a nearby bar for a few pints. Went back to officially cancel the jump, and they said they were going to proceed anyway.
throwing up at the base of a stripper pole inside the mayor's house at a birthday party for the mayor's son then, getting tossed out and having my life threatened twice by the mayor's son, then passing out in the rainy drive way and the flower bed of the mansion for like, 45 mins and crying a little bit and thinking i was gonna die. evidence follows.