Muslims need to get a life...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sled Driver, Dec 16, 2006.

  1. #1 Sled Driver, Dec 16, 2006
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 25, 2016
    Because the Malaysians are sending a guy into space, (with Russian support, of course) they are getting all up in a tizzy over how the guy should pray. As you may or may not know, muslims have to face Mecca when they pray and whatnot, and so the movers and shakers of Islam in Malaysia are panicking over how their "astronaut" should pray.
  2. Yeah I know.
  3. Step 1.
    mecca is on earth.
    Step 2.
    he is not on earth.
    Step 3.
    tell him to face earth.
    Step 4.
    Pray as needed.
  4. switch the muslim w/ a non muslim.... problem solved..... it'd be better anyways... they might fly their rocket/space shuttle into the international space station and blow it up.....
  5. "Terrorists in Space"
  6. Amazing. Talk about your culture holding you back from achieving jack shit.
  7. Problem solved.
  8. They do realise that a muslim does not need to pray during travel, they just need to make up for thier missed prayers when they reach thier destination, I mean Muhammed did it.
  9. bingo.
  10. **** you guys.
  11. how much of a #$%# can their god be if they miss mecca by a few degrees and that loses them their 71 virgins or what not? shit technically since the world is round, all the muslims in america and what not have to be laying down essentially to face mecca, in space this guy has a much better shot of getting it right
  12. it's these extremist bastards
  14. you can't so much lie down as strap in
  15. I will put a space shuttle through ur house and get 72 VIRGINS!
  16. i mean on earth. in the states they all face east, what they should do is lay down on their bellies.
    the earth is round, facing east will only point you to empty space
  17. Lying down will point them to Agra, India.
  18. hmmm... then they should prop one pillow on their side that faces east to get a 7degree angle going between themselves and the ground

    either way, hell of a lot closer then facing nothing
  19. I hope mecca ceases to exist within my lifetime.
  20. I hope I cease your existance within my lifetime. <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/smile.gif"></A>
  21. Atleast if I was dead I wouldn't be able to be ashamed to be a member of the same species that invented islam.
  22. Atleast there won't be customs, so he doesn't have to worry about them giving him a cavity search.
  23. Wouldnt it be awesome to blow that sh!t up.

    edit: they can do vatican city at the same time for all I care....
  24. your stupidity continues to astound me.
  25. I'm just helping the world from 99% of their problems.

    All extremist religion should be banned from earth.

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