My brother is a shithead

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sled Driver, Aug 30, 2006.

  1. He goes in the bathroom with his laptop and surfs the web while shitting and stays in there for four hours. Cool for him, rude as #$%# for everyone else. #$%# him.
  2. Slip laxitives into his food as revenge.
  3. kill the wifi?
    omg took me 2 seconds to think of that <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/amazed.gif"></A>
  4. who the #$%# wants to stay on the toilet longer then 5 minutes. you've gotta be sick in the head.
  5. iiiiiiiiirony, im doing that right now, minus the 4 hours.
  6. Wow, your brother is an idiot.
  7. lol, the toilet is very relaxing. I allways spent about 30 minutes reading magazines
  8. I guess he surfed porn and stroke the willy

  9. He was probably beating it like it owed him money
  10. I would, but it would take half an hour to bring it back up again. It's a temperamental system. <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/confused.gif"></A>
  11. i do the same thing except for like 30 mis and with my psp
  12. I love doing that. +1 to him.
  13. Sitting on the toilet for extended periods of time puts stress on the bowels. He's likely to develop chronic hemorrhoids.

  14. STOLEN!
  16. you realize he jerks it atleast twice
  17. that sucks for whoever used the toilet seat after him
  18. best metaphor ever
  20. I like reading a magazine when I'm going to the toilet, but it only takes around 10 minutes.
  21. Crap in his bed.

    "I had no choice..."

  22. *on his pillow
  23. Maybe if you weren't such a poor pimp you could afford another bathroom.

    It's a good thing you live in the USA where life treats you so good. lol!
  24. SIMILE!%^*(!#@

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