only 255MPH??

Discussion in '1988 Callaway Sledgehammer Corvette' started by 3891CL, Aug 9, 2002.

  1. OH Pluleezzeee my honda civic SiR can do 260MPH!!!!!!! :-D
     
  2. Re: only 255MPH??

    I think so to. Did I mention a 1982 Ford Pinto does the 1/4 in 4.25 seconds. And so does its arch enemy the 1998 Dodge Neon.<!-- Signature -->
     
  3. Re: only 255MPH??

    Oh yeah? My ninja turtles skate board has a Chevy 454 stapped on the back, bored and stroked to 1028cc (that's right folks), quad turbo, and NOS!!!!! Linked to that I've got a 12 speed sequential transmission operated via paddle shifters. It gets 83 miles/gallon in 7th gear. On the front, I have a tractor beam that I stole from the Starship Enterprise E to make sure no one gets ahead of me. I can do 0-60 in .000003 seconds, 0-100 in .000005 seconds, and the quarter mile in .000009 seconds, and that's in the rain at high altitude. I reach an eventual top speed of 982.98972354 miles per hour in about 3.5 seconds. It only takes that long cause I always blow 8th and 9th gear shifting through them. Have a nice day.<!-- Signature -->
     

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