Portal to Maya Underworld Found in Mexico?

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  1. #1 Enigma Lips, Aug 22, 2008
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    Archaeologists Victoria Rojas (front) and Lara Hindersten (back) work at a site in the village of Tahtzibichen, in Mérida, the capital of Mexico's Yucatán state, on April 12, 2008.

    Mexican archaeologists announced in August the discovery of a maze of stone temples in underground caves, some submerged in water and containing human bones.

    Ancient Mayas likely considered the construction a portal for dead souls to pass into the underworld, scholars say.
  2. I don't know about maya, but if there is a hell than it sure is located in Mexico.
  3. transdimensional/Indiana Jones
  4. A pathway to America.
  5. lol
  6. cool, a dog w/ night vision. the Maya were totally ahead of their time, lawl.
  7. Oh how funny it'd be to chalk myself and wrap myself in old shit I can find and hide in a corner until there's an archeologist near. And then just murble/strumble/stuff and scare them shitless.
  8. they'd probably just stare at you and call their security staff <A BORDER="0" HREF="http://www.supercars.net/PitLane?displayFAQ=y"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/tongue.gif"></A>
  9. But I'm built like a genuine corpse <A BORDER="0" HREF="http://www.supercars.net/PitLane?displayFAQ=y"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/grin.gif"></A>
  10. New cave diving site FTW
  11. Things I Have Learned from Children

    A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.

    If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

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    When you hear the toilet flush along with the words "uh oh," it's already too late.

    Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke (and lots of it).

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    60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

  12. "60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid."

    Damn straight.
  13. Just tried it. No smoke. <A BORDER="0" HREF="http://www.supercars.net/PitLane?displayFAQ=y"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/sad.gif"></A>

    I'm so disappointed.
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  17. thanx you saved me the time. guess im part of the 40 percent who had the results before they got to try it.
  18. lol.
  20. totally agree
  21. No it`s not!...I think...

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