Posting from my Blackberry

hows the clitoris working out for you?

 

you mean a crackberry?

 

#$%#in wit ESP cus hes in his twenties
wit a little bitta gold and blackberries

 

got a blackberry a few months ago. It has ruined my life by allowing me to check my email at all times, which results in me typing emails while I drive, walk, eat, etc. Also, now I never need to remember to forget things because I synced my calender up with my phone, so it goes everywhere I go. So, when I forget to do stuff, it buzzes at me, and I think I'm getting a message, and its disappointing because i have to go to class or some boring meeting.

I can never go back now.

 

what does that mean?

 

Haha yes, I went through this before. Smartphones ruin your life.

 

my flatm8 like just told me he was going to buy a blackberry

im like YOU'RE A 25 YEAR OLD POTHEAD WHO WORKS IN A WAREHOUSE

 

work gave me one. Slave to the man

 

Also I have on-going, elaborate sexual fantasies involving myself and the hot janitor. Yes, we have a hot janitor.

 

nobody really needs one, it just kind of makes itself a need

like supercars.net GC, faecbooks, myspace, chee-tohs, etc.

 

its not like smartphones are only for business people now a days... I certainly dont regret buying one; the amount of entertainment that supercars.net alone provides is worth it. Not to mention GPS, email, and portable media and these things become a damn bargain.

 

yeah but it is now part of your life: a self-created need.

 

lol u lyin
or is she mexican?

 

Hmm ok.

But in that respect, so are things like television, personal computers, internet, even personal transport.

Eventually all phones will be "smart" and having a phone without internet connectivity will restrict you in ways we probably dont even know yet.

I really do believe that smart phones are the precursors to the next big jump in personal computing. The processing and storage power of these things rival PCs of just 8 years ago. Its not a stretch to imagine one of these replacing a PC in similar fashion to the mac mini. Just hook it up to a monitor and input devices and you're good to go.

 

you know that this post requires pics, right?

 

I already have a computer interfaced and implanted in my brain connected with wifi, and powered by my own bio electricity. I'm posting from sc.net with my mind and I have the complete library of congress for exams.

 

Yeah, they are (TV, www, etc) self-created needs, I agree.

I'm just saying it fits the definition.

Nobody really needs any of that, but we think we do.

I don't have anything against you having one. It was just an observation.

 

another self created need.

 

don't make me travel through time and kill your parents. I can do that