Poverty-Stricken Africans Receive Needed Bibles

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by 944turb0, Jun 23, 2006.

  1. #1 944turb0, Jun 23, 2006
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  2. Excellent.
     
  3. what dickheads. this is exactly like that episode of south park.
     
  4. At least they can now repent their sinful lives of GLUTTONY!
     
  5. no no, marvin, we dont EAT the bible, we READ the bible!
     
  6. I thought that said 'babies'.
     
  7. Crap! I was hoping there was some truth to that article but Google has shot me down.
     
  8. how is luke an imbecile? let me count the ways...

    -you dont have the slightest clue at how false The Onion is, despite it being around for many years
    -"bibles > physical food"
    -cant stop posting
     
  9. I know about The Onion, but I was still hoping they were making fun of something that actually happened.
     
  10. futher proving my point that you're an imbecile.
     
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  11. HAhahaahahAhAHA
     
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  12. You should really work on your hostility, as it isn't very Christ-like.
     
  13. What about the time Jesus pwned a bunch of people in the temple with a whip or something?
     
  14. you should work on not making pathetically ignorant, self-serving comments that arent very Christ-like in the least.

    and even Christ was hostile to people who took a dump on God's name. how's it feel to be one?
     
  15. No more religious discusion in this thread. Just stop.
     
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  16. Seriously... First off, so worthless. Second off, those Bibles look like they're in English... None of those Africans can probably even read English... That makes them doubly worthless for them. I guess at least they can use the pages for toilet paper or something. Or kindling for starting fires.
     
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  17. holy #$%#, get a clue.
     
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  18. What part of "The Onion" is hard for you to understand?
     
  19. How does making reference to Jesus' fulfillment of the prophecy from Psalm 69:9 give you license to be openly hostile to a brother in Christ? You may not agree with my methods, but I hardly think that justifies your actions.
     
  20. HOLY SHIT
     
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  22. Dude whatever. I didn'y even look at the link. And I only read like the first 4 or 5 posts and then made mine. So whatever. I'm sure plenty of Bibles are given away in Africa anyway. There's crazy missionaries everywhere! A kid I went to HS with was a missionary in the south pacific and India since he graduated like 3 years ago. I think his paretns actually are missionaries in Africa. And I'm sure they gave plenty of bibles away to stupid poor hungry people.
     
  23. oh the irony. not to mention hypocrisy.

     
  24. Read Matthew 25 sometime.

    "For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, a stranger and you welcomed me, naked and you clothed me, ill and you cared for me, in prison and you visited me."

    Nowhere in there does it say "and you gave me a bible."
     

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