So I was: let's smoke a cigarette

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by superserge, Feb 20, 2009.

  1. I went to a club after work yesterday to hang out with some friends and I saw a couple of great looking chicks, like really. Well I was shy so nothing happened.

    So I went to a smoking area for a smoke and suddenly two homo's walked towards me and suddenly asked all kinds of questions like where I live how old I am and shit. And I thought to myself OH GREAT !!@ so I kindly said I was going the the bar for a drink so I left that area..

    ALL my friends had left the club without saying anything god damnit, so I was talking to an old classmate and needed a smoke again.

    I lit it up, and I overheared a conversation. I heared "ik heb dit jaar al 14 piemels in mn mond gehad" which means, "I've already had 14 dicks in my mouth this years" and I was like was this porno HO talking to this raging FAGGOT and I don't know who said it but it was disturbing <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/tongue.gif"></A> Then she suddenly asks: HEY! are you having fun? , me: yes I kinda do, and you? yeah she did great too and said , this is my friend and then she started asking questions too about everrything and if I had a GF. I said no, no GF, BUT WORKING ON IT..and I left the #$%#ing joint<A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/angry.gif"></A>
  2. I love your nights out stories hahah
  3. oh offence for all the gay guys on her, I wuv yooouuuUUUU but the night was kinda not what I wanted
  4. Did you tell them you had 15?

    Also I second Moo's post. I like your stories. You LUL!
  5. I'm not a lul<A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/sad.gif"></A>
  6. You didn't deny the 15 part! <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/amazed.gif"></A>

    Yo, don't be shy man, just gotta talk right? Just gotta talk.
  7. 15 what? y/o?
  8. oohh dicks!@:!<A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/angry.gif"></A> you mother#$%#er!<A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/angry.gif"></A>
  9. U lult meneer.
  10. no I'm not<A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/angry.gif"></A>
  11. was it one of the babes that said she had 14 dicks in her mouth (wtf) to the gay dude? or just some other random chick?
  12. well I really don't know, I rather heared it coming out of her mouth then knowing that gay dude had..I just heard it
  13. yes, when i'm drunk it sounds as if everyone is speaking dutch too
  14. that kut really likes lulz
  15. crazydicks
  16. Too many dicks on the dancefloor
  18. the first good post
  19. Maybe you should post your avatar and this will all be over, gAyEr.
  20. hahah SlaYeR #1

    atta boy pimp!
  21. Humor the gay guys, then tell them you're straight and get them to introduce you to their hot girl friends.
  22. Hey, guess where I am, Jew Jew.

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