So my parents have no heat

5f? 50f? stop talking gibberish.

 

bring them to your house.

 

50F? Just put on a sweater.

 

are you a mormon?

 

Kill your parents and burn thier bodies for heat, or put on a sweater and wait for the repairman.

 

Do they have a fireplace or a woodstove or something?

 

bodies require more heat to burn than they put off, you fool.

 

wuts a fahrenheit? Is that like a gesundheit?

 

see, what he needs to do is bring his barbeque inside to heat the house.

 

shut the #$%# up you #$%#ing canadian.

 

they're fine then, no emergency

 

and drink drano, right?

 

xdran0x

 

yes i know, a shitty measurement. real people use celcius.

 

but that would kill you. I fail to see the line you're drawing.

 

Turn on the oven and leave the door open. Then try to shove your wife into the oven while your kids look on.

 

They should bone.

 

I'm sorry your parents are pussies that hate the cold. Put on a sweater and viola! Their warm. That are you can teach them to have sex under a blanket and produce more Brewhahs, at least they will be warm.

 

pfft. Fahrenheit is where it's at.

 

*kelvin