The Greatest Lie ever Part 1. So I get a call from a buddy of mine, and ill start the story from that point. Basically, I was sposed to go out with him and a few other guys on Friday night, but i was too tired and i had to work the next day, so i gave it a miss. The guys ended up deciding to pretend they were from the band simple plan, and started talking to all the girls they could with Canadian accents. Finally they met this group of girls who turned out to be Ballarinas from the Royal Australian Ballet. After a few drinks and a fair amount of bullshit, they ended up heading down to the Yarra with the girls (the main river in town.) At this point there where 3 girls and 3 guys. One of the guys decided to leave (we reckon he has to be gay.) And a couple of minutes after he left the girls suggested my friends go back to their place for a few 'drinks.' Never ones to look a gift horse down, my lieing friends went back to the girls house. When they got there, they both hooked up with one girl each, the other girl (the only one with a boyfriend) left the room, and things started getting hot and heavy. They both started having sex with the girls, and about halfway through, all of a sudden, the girls decided to swap partners. So my friends had now f*cked 2 girls in one evening. After much copulation, all of a sudden the girl with the boyfriend (who also happened to be the hottest) appeared at the door and said 'what about me.' My friends then proceded to spit roast the hot girl who had a boyfriend in front of her friends, then, wait for it, GAVE EACH OTHER A HIGH FIVE, while she was getting it from both ends. They left after this, with the girls still thinking that they had just had group sex with a bunch of (albeit crappy) rockstars. Keep in mind that these girls are all ballerinas in the National ballet, and all have Ballerina bodies. The story will continue with part 2 later. But for now, you have been presented with the greatest lie in the history of mankind, to actually work.