This really isn't a car forum

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by T6Turbo, Jun 14, 2012.

  1. G-bangzi is my hero

  2. Keen interest in other man penis
  3. bookmarked it
  4. See, it's one thing to buy a car you like and be enthusiastic about it. And everyone's got those couple unattainable cars they'd buy if ever some big money came along.

    It's another thing to sit around arguing about degreeing cams, hp/weight ratios, and 0-60 times on cars you've never even seen in person, let alone having no chance to drive or even own one. True car guys are losers, sitting around parking lots with their all original muscle car with period tires joking about how their wife left them because of their dedication to their car. Good job, you homo. Coming home to a 1969 Chevelle is way better than coming home to a happy family every day.

    And on the other spectrum, I recently attended a wedding for a rich guy, and he and his rich guy friends sitting around arguing about the minor differences between this years and last years Porsche were the most boring time I've spent in a while. Even if someone can afford the latest and greatest cars, it's all stupid because they can only ever drive them 50km/h around town or 120km/h on the highway anyway.

    "Oh yeah, when they put a new turbo in the new Porsche blah blah blah, I just had to upgrade."
    - Why, so you can burn just a little more gas while idling in traffic, you dork?

    It's not cynicism, it just seems so pointless an endeavor to care so much about such useless stuff. Like, I'm all for a nice car, but for me I only care that it's got comfy seats, the engine sounds pretty good, and that it looks good. Who gives a #$%# how fast a car can go, really.

    My dad always said "A real man wears a car like a suit", and it makes sense. There's this old grey haired Lieutenant Colonel at work who owns one of those new Cobra Mustangs in white with big blue stripes. He looks like a proper fool driving around in that thing with his bushy moustache. What's he doing, trying to recapture his youth? It's like I say, every interest, hobby, or pursuit is cool until you take it too far. Guys like old Chris V there who know every stinky little detail about 200 different cars are probably very odd fellows in their real life. I learned a long time ago that real car guys are usually a nerdy bunch of dudes with no girlfriends who wear the brand of their car on their ballcaps and jackets.
  5. "What's he doing, trying to recapture his youth?"

    Why not?
  6. And that's my 100th
    Now I can give my e-friends karma too
  7. Few things are as pathetic as people not acting their age. Grown men wearing jeans and t-shirts in a professional environment, divorced mothers dressing like whores when going out to clubs, old people getting tattoos listening to music and driving cars meant to thrill teenagers.... it's all so undignified.
  8. Oh that reminds my of my dad's gf tonight. She suggested having a butterfly tat on her ankle. I asked whether it came for free with a ticket to Ibiza.
  9. Disagree about jeans and t-shirts. If they're nice fitting and you wear a blazer over them, it's perfectly acceptable. Not in a professional environment ofcourse. Agree about the rest though.
  10. Nothing wrong with t-shirt and jeans on a normal day, but for any sort of occasion, or in a professional environment, they're a little ridiculous.
  11. Is a college on a day with no students 'professional' :hmmmm:
  12. t-shirt, blazer, jeans
    wow europeans are so well dressed and forward fashioned sensibilities

    jk t shirt and blazer is trash
  13. Whats with woot and his blazers lol. Woot you wear a blazer when having sex? That would be kinda pimp
  14. yeah blazer over t-shirt is a bit wannabe-poncy
  15. Lol haters
  16. Been there done that
  17. Blazers are so 2003
  18. Have you had sex while driving your bike?
  19. Jeeeeeez what a grump
    Judge judge judge other people lives are my business!
  20. Man i would love to have a beer with ging and woot see them give each other shit and me making fun of them
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    I'm just doing it so members can talk about cars and what not.
  22. which is good, keep it up

    ajzahn must return too <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/sad.gif"></A>
  23. I think he's just in the N-ring thread now
  24. he's still posting?
  25. go to netherlands and see how they dress. jeans and a blazer for them works, they pull it off.

    its not like North American style; some overweight chub in wranglers and a wal mart suit blazer and a oversize polyester golf club polo with the name of a plastics/petrochem/etc. manufacturer. oh and with some great faux leather rubber sole shoes of course. maybe a bluetooth microphone and a BlackBerry belt clip. lol and a chin beard.

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