Viper suck a big Porsche dick

Discussion in '2000 Dodge Viper ACR' started by Dr Porsche, Aug 9, 2002.

  1. a Porsche Gemballa 600tt could burn this #$%#ing gay car, and for all you #$%#ers that dont like PORSCHES , **** OFF
     
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    You american #$%#faces all you guys care about is power and acceleration and top speed! no wonder you call them american muscle cars all they have is muscle no brains! your cars probabaly don't even need a sterring wheel cuase theya re meant to go in a straight line! ever heard of weight distribrution and handling! well ina real race which includes turns a porsche could beat the #$%#ign doge viper cuase it handles better and they have lots of racing expeirience so they know how to make good racing cars! and at least porsche doesn't make but ugly cras like doge does! and also they have a reputation for bulding good cars, dodge doesn't everybody knows Dodge sucks! their cras are fat bitches which handle like crap!
     
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    <b>You american #$%#faces all you guys care about is power and acceleration and top speed! no wonder you call them american muscle cars all they have is muscle no brains! your cars probabaly don't even need a sterring wheel cuase theya re meant to go in a straight line! ever heard of weight distribrution and handling! well ina real race which includes turns a porsche could beat the #$%#ign doge viper cuase it handles better and they have lots of racing expeirience so they know how to make good racing cars! and at least porsche doesn't make but ugly cras like doge does! and also they have a reputation for bulding good cars, dodge doesn't everybody knows Dodge sucks! their cras are fat bitches which handle like crap!</b></blockquote><center><hr width="90%"></center><!-- END QUOTE -->HAHAH!! do u realize the car u just messed with??....forget the 800TT for a second...and we will talk STOCK Dodge Viper GTS...the car pulls 1 g on the skidpad....and a 70+mph in the slalom pretty crappy huh?? and u may also not realize that the Viper has an ALMOST perfect weight distribution....its like 52%(front)-48%(rear) or something in there....when is the Last time Porsche's experiance won then 3 straight class wins at Lemans and an overall at Daytona???<!-- Signature -->
     
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    HAHAHAHHA omg you crack em up with your level of ignorance maybe you should go to ask.com and aska few questiosna bout how cars work and maybe you'll learn something! and plus a porsche GT1 could watse this #$%#ing viper so bad all the viper sees is it's tailpipe from the porsche<!-- Signature -->
     
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    <b><!-- QUOTE --><center><hr width="90%"></center><blockquote><i>Quote from MCLAREN99</i>
    <b>You american #$%#faces all you guys care about is power and acceleration and top speed! no wonder you call them american muscle cars all they have is muscle no brains! your cars probabaly don't even need a sterring wheel cuase theya re meant to go in a straight line! ever heard of weight distribrution and handling! well ina real race which includes turns a porsche could beat the #$%#ign doge viper cuase it handles better and they have lots of racing expeirience so they know how to make good racing cars! and at least porsche doesn't make but ugly cras like doge does! and also they have a reputation for bulding good cars, dodge doesn't everybody knows Dodge sucks! their cras are fat bitches which handle like crap!</b></blockquote><center><hr width="90%"></center><!-- END QUOTE -->HAHAH!! do u realize the car u just messed with??....forget the 800TT for a second...and we will talk STOCK Dodge Viper GTS...the car pulls 1 g on the skidpad....and a 70+mph in the slalom pretty crappy huh?? and u may also not realize that the Viper has an ALMOST perfect weight distribution....its like 52%(front)-48%(rear) or something in there....when is the Last time Porsche's experiance won then 3 straight class wins at Lemans and an overall at Daytona???</b></blockquote><center><hr width="90%"></center><!-- END QUOTE -->

    Porsche 911 turbo would kick some GTS ass on the track
     
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    You know, I am so sick and tired of people dissing the Viper. I love Porsche, don't get me wrong, but I love the Viper more! I don't want to sound like a Dr. Porsche or anyone, but I don't feel like posting any stats. Second, the post before this one; the one about the Porsche 911 Turbo could smoke this car? Maybe so. But one of the reasons that there is a 911 Turbo is because the original 300 hp 911 couldn't really compete with anyone but the Corvette; the Viper and the Diablo and the F50 could all smoke it. If the 911 Turbo can smoke the Viper, what if Dodge came out with a GTS Turbo? Huh? Let's see who wins that one. Anyway, I'm not exactly sure, but I think the Porsche 911 Turbo cost somewhere around $169,900, which isn't cheap. That's over twice as much as a Viper! You could buy a stock $72,000 Viper and still have almost $100,000 left over for modifications! Or, better yet, you could buy the Henessy 800TT or the SVS Viper Stryker Twin Turbo! Let's see how a Porsche would compare to them? <!-- Signature -->
     
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    No kidding. I mean, comparing a 911 GT1 to a $90K Viper. Seriously, how lame do you have to be? A Pagani Zonda C12S would probably lose in a race to the GT1. Does that mean the Pagani sucks a big Porsche dick?

    And as I recall, Porsche's 911 GT1 lost to the Mercedes-Benz CLK GTR in the '98 FIA series for GT1 cars. So maybe Porsches suck Mercedes dick.
     
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    Yo McLaren99 kid what country are u from? since u diss americans
     
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    McLaren dude go look up some stats and compare ur lil porsches slalom...0-60...1/4 mile times and price towards all the Vipers....GTS..SRT-10's GTS's ACR,s, and Hennessy Viper Venoms and see who comes out on top and ur gonna look like a moron kiddo
     
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    This is how desperate people are to make trouble. Listen to all this ranting and raving about Porsches being better than a Dodge. Not only that, but they have to compare it to racecar-like competitors. It seems people are running out of arguments! So why don't they quit while they're behind?

    MCLAREN99 and Dr Porsche...GET LOST!! You're out of arguments! Every one you present gets shot full of holes like so much Swiss Cheese. Then you resort to 'sucking cock' when you're in a corner. Give it up!
     
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    Totally agree with you. And I also believe that this thread is incredibly stupid and pointless.
     
  12. haha....ur G.A.Y
     
  13. the only porsche worth shit is the carrera gt.all the other ones looks like something a viper would shit out if it had an asshole
     
  14. #14 smc, Dec 2, 2007
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    Remind me: what mpg does the Viper do <A BORDER="0" HREF="http://www.supercars.net/PitLane?displayFAQ=y"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/smile.gif"></A>

    A better comparison, price and performance wise, with the Viper would be a Radical or a Superlight Caterham. These days, Porsche make expensive GTs for non-enthusiasts, and they've followed the money. That said, Vipers are over STG�70,000; so that hardly makes them the bargain that they may be in the States. For that kind of money, people here want more than simple straight-line power - they want something that handles on real roads and that has quality fit and finish. Read a UK review:

    http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/carreviews/roadtests/200035/dodge_srt10.html

    I reckon if I was in that price bracket, I'd still save a while longer and find the extra for the Porsche:

    http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/carreviews/newreviews/207231/porsche_911.html

    In the US, people tend to quote g-forces as if the ability to pull gs always equates to good handling. It doesn't, certainly outside of a track; and means f*** all on a rally circuit, or on many European roads, when what you want is agility and car that moves about under you. G-forces are about grip, and grip is just one component of handling. It's like people everywhere quoting 0-60 times and bhp outputs and confusing them with real world driveability. For a good - US - overview of g-forces, see:

    http://members.aol.com/pwall5/cars/guld.html

    Also, the US is full of very knoelwdgeable Poirsche enthusiasts who know their Porsches inside out. One of the best, and, for a non-engineer, one of the most accesible books on ths topic is by a US guy:

    http://www.motorbookguy.com/Porsche_911_Performance_Building_the_Ultimate_911_p/1557884897.htm

    The chapter on handling and set-up is excellent.
     
  15. 2010 Viper ACR b*tch!! Spanks any porsche you gay ass euros can throw at it!
     
  16. wow a stock viper vs a tt tuned porsche... your gay
     

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