What cologne do you use?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Aych Es Vee, May 5, 2011.

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  1. #51 Bishop Ghost, May 5, 2011
    not brown and sarcastic
     
  2. #52 Paul91785, May 5, 2011
    didn't know demigod was a wrangler man
     
  3. #53 TrueSportsCarMechanic, May 5, 2011
     
  4. #54 Walperstyle, May 5, 2011
    sent doesnt get you women. attitude does.
     
  5. #55 Baklava, May 5, 2011
    you must pull a lot of men.
     
  6. #56 christofurr, May 5, 2011
    I have Burberry Weekend at the moment. It's nice and subtle.
     
  7. #57 Damestic89, May 5, 2011
    Polo 4. Still have my Adidas from highschool. show's how much I wear it.
     
  8. #58 hamtamtamble, May 5, 2011
    Stop acting like you can get girls/have ever had sex with anything above a 6 in your life, pal.

    A soft 6 at that.
     
  9. #59 Veyronman, May 5, 2011
    Carolina Herrera 212
    Paco Rabanne 1 Million
    Calvin Klein Crave

    I want to get Armani Diamonds too
     
  10. #60 bananatucker, May 5, 2011
    haha fuuuuuuuu
     
  11. #61 Wheelman, May 5, 2011
    Yeah! He should run out right now and buy some chewin' tobacca, straight-leg Lee jeans, a pair of kodiak boots, tuck his t-shirt into his jeans, drink a case of Budweiser, and stop warshing.

    BECAUSE ONLY GAYS AND EUROPEANS WASH!
     
  12. #62 RLQ, May 5, 2011
     
  13. #63 Robot Jim, May 5, 2011
    Versace blue jeans

    Smells good man

    And apparently cologne can go bad if it gets too hot. So don't leave colognes in the bathroom so infers hot when you shower, dudes
     
  14. #64 christofurr, May 5, 2011
    also doesnt like sunlight so keep it in your buttwhole or somewhere else dark ok
     
  15. #65 Atomic2, May 5, 2011
    But I am European.
     
  16. #66 op, May 5, 2011
    DIdn't know about these cologne-care tips. Thanks bruvs. Blue Jeans is great
     
  17. #67 xDRAN0x, May 5, 2011
    nice, it's good to have some choice. and especially when coming from gifts, that shit costs a lot
     
  18. #68 disord3r, May 5, 2011
    Sex Panther
     
  19. #69 Wheelman, May 6, 2011
    English?
     
  20. #70 Atomic2, May 6, 2011
    Mix of different Soviet-Jewish backgrounds. Born in Belarus but not actually Belorussian.
     
  21. #71 Demigod555, May 6, 2011
    neither did I
     
  22. #72 KaymanKid55, May 6, 2011
    Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a #$%#in' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

    HOO HAH!
     
  23. #73 KaymanKid55, May 6, 2011
    I'm dutch

    (born and raised in rural ontario, don't speak a word of dutch)
     
  24. #74 ging, May 6, 2011
    11 consecutive posts in 10 consecutive threads, each one more "witty" and "hilarious" than the last

    yes, viscious is back
     
  25. #75 KaymanKid55, May 6, 2011
    i'm on the brink of insanity..

    got to leave this job i think
     
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