2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

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  1. specs..... 1984 cavy
    2.0 litre...
    inline 4
    94bhp @4500rpm
    0-60 in 18.8 seconds
    1/4 mile in 32 flat
    leaky gas tank
    huge oil leak
    one window goes down
    push button start
    push button wiper fluid, and horn
    switch controlled wipers and fan
    2 tone brown
    mysterious stain in the back seat
    broken head light, possibly from a baseball bat
    trunk painted blue
    400 decibles @ 4500 rpm's

    priceless.....

    please, be gentle with your insults....

     
  2. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    1984 Toyota Corolla

    inline 4
    ???? hp
    0-60 week end
    1/4 mile a day
    Special features
    self deflating tires
    wired down hood
    no carpet
    no fabric on the roof
    2 windows covered with trash bags
    1 wind shield wiper
     
  3. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    LOL<!-- Signature -->
     
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  5. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    lol i like the part with the self deflating tires!<!-- Signature -->
     
  6. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    somehow i think that the Viper is going to win!<!-- Signature -->
     
  7. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    1987 Cheverolet Caprice Classic 4d Sedan Larger Car., 94,000 miles, 5.7 Litre 350 hp V8 4BBL Police. 0-60 in about 6 sec. all for $1,900.
    0-60 in 6 sec. with a 3,200+lb car, fun, Corvette engine, my car before the year is over.<!-- Signature -->
     
  8. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    1991 chevy blaizer ( my sisters car)
    Drivin in 4x4 on the freeway blew up engine(dumb babysiter)
    window dosnt roll down
    broken into and stolen stereo, cds, and 30 seconds from being drivin off
    trunk dosnt work
    no air conditioning
    its summer
    breaks down one a month no joke
    i hate that car
     
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    1992 Huffy Mountain-X
    Engine- 190lb man
    Tranny- 18 speed manual w/o Clutch
    Suspension- uhh... i'll get back to you on that one
    Horsepower- 6-11 depending on what I had for breakfast
    Est. Price- $8
     
  10. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    My sisters 1986 Volvo 740 gle
    273,912 miles on it

    inline 4
    unknown hp @??? rpm
    0-60 in a long time
    1/4 mile around 35 seconds
    topspeed 73 mph
    one window wont go down
    winshield wiper on drivers side doesnt work
    ac barley works
    tape deck doesnt rewind or fast forward
    3 blown speakers
    antenna doesnt work
    power locks dont work
    keyed over 10 times
    silver exterior
    red gatorade stain on the front seat
    broken cornering lens light,from car accident (she hit a parked car)
    tailpipe bent downward, scraps on speed bumps

    great car

     
  11. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    chev will smoke it!!! just kidding
     
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    1991 Honda Civic
    inline 4
    105bhp @ ????rpm
    0-60 in about 20 seconds
    1/4 mile in about 30
    rusted fenders
    trunk lock rusted
    trunk won't stay shut
    glove compartment stuck open
    missing a hubcap
    tape deck will eat any tape you feed it
    terrible am and fm reception
    can't find a square foot without rust
    missing Honda symbol on back
    hood sometimes doesn't pop open

    $100 at a scrapyard
     

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    haha, how about my brothers 1981 mercury tracer?
     
  14. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    well there both awsome American Muscle cars...
    but i prefer the Vipers.
     
  15. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    1990 T-bird 3.8 V6.. NOT A SC...
    3.8 LTR V6, 140 HP
    0-60 in 7.8 Seconds
    1/4 Mile 16.9 Seconds? maybe?? naw...
    umm no...
     
  16. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    viper vs. 1990 ford tempo

    86.5 bhp
    0-60 (if it can make it that fast) a few hours
    1/4 mile must be towed to make it across
    only 1 door actually opens
    "wash me" written on the winshield
    SPECIAL FEATURES:
    no key needed for start just turn manually
    a left turn blinker that never turns off
    a hole in the floor in front of the pedals
    and a tranny that only changes 2 gears
     
  17. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    1990 chevrolet cavalier

    h.p. my lawnmower has more (but probably around 75-80 hp)
    0-60 its a thrill ride trying to get it up there
    1/4 mile only accomplished when pushing


    oh yeah, and you have to stat it on a down hill slope...



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  18. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    If so thats 1 mighty Lawn Mower...and i wouldn't mind 1...
     
  19. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    the venom wins the cavalier dies.
     
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    Yeah the Viper wins...but i want the Lawn Mower.
     
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  22. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    1985 Volvo G40
    260,0000kms
    89hp@5500Rpm
    0-60mph in 14sec
    1/4 in about 25sec


    I think my volvo would win!
     
  23. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    If u know how to put 1 + 1 together...
    u know that the Viper would win!!!
     
  24. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    the viper will fist#$%# this car
     
  25. Re: 2000 viper venom 800tt vs. 1984 chevrolet cavalier.....

    Ok enough about that now...
    What about that Lawnmower...?
     

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