Condescending food thread

I had to google it. Looks like a rice cooker. I own a couple of those.

 

Asshole

 

I would like a slow cooker.

 

I want one of those sous vide sticks.

I mean, I kind of want one. If I really wanted one I would have bought one already.

 

People that say gelato instead of ice cream and they're not speaking Italian

 

I don't enjoy using my crock pot, because the way I use it implies a poor work-life balance. But I do use the hell out of it during busy times at work, when I put something in, work for eight hours, come home to eat, and then go back to work. The time saved on prep/clean time has honestly saved me from some serious deadlines.

 

People that think bruschetta is the fanciest shit ever are lame. It's just tomato and cheese on a piece of bread wtf

 

I think roast stew in a slow cooker is amazing.
People that say BBQ doesn't need sauce can eat a dick. Sauce is a condiment. It's like saying only bad hit dogs need catsup.

 

crock pots are for stew and i dont like stew
isnt that for serving at like orphanages and shit

 

My brother is the type of jackass that says "you can't make chili in less than 8 hours" because he thinks it gives him some sort of foodie cred, even though all he does is just dump cans of stuff and beef in his crock pot and go to work. This is the same guy who asked me how to cook a steak (simply, sear the shit out of it on cast iron and finish in oven), then decided to cook his bacon wrapped filet in a toaster oven "because it fits" then smother it in BBQ soss.

He also thinks browning/searing meat is not good (maillard effect is nonsense basically)

 

I have a crock pot and I use it all the time for good slow cooked roasts. Best way to cook a good bear roast.

Actually slow cooked some coconut curry chicken last night.

 

I honestly hate most objects that I don't understand, and gf naturally has the kitchen full of that sort of shit. They take up lots of space. We have at least three things that might be rice/slow cookers.

 

Or simply garlic and some olive oil.

 

Sounds like your brother deserves to get shot.

 

IF YOU ORDER XXL GRILLED STUFFED BURRITO STANDARD NOT SHREDDED CHICKEN YOUR HUMAN FILTH

 

I still think that carbonara with cream is blasphemy.

 

Soft tacos with corn tortillas or you're a peasant.