So, three years after completing his illustrious military service, Special Forces second lieutenant Gilles is my hero is summoned back to action biotches! Via a TOP SECRET document Mother Greece says that is time for my promotion to lieutenant and my second shiny, silver star on my uniform! Next Tuesday I return to the Greco-Turkish borderline for a five-day exercise so its time to tighten my bootlaces, wrap a black headband around my forehead and take my XXL frappe coffee glass of the shelf once again. I cant believe am going back to the Army for five days biotches!!! This is gonna be so awesome!