Gilles goes to the Army II – The Mission

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gilles is my hero, Sep 9, 2008.

  1. So, three years after completing his illustrious military service, Special Forces second lieutenant Gilles is my hero is summoned back to action biotches!

    Via a TOP SECRET document Mother Greece says that is time for my promotion to lieutenant and my second shiny, silver star on my uniform!

    Next Tuesday I return to the Greco-Turkish borderline for a five-day exercise so it’s time to tighten my bootlaces, wrap a black headband around my forehead and take my XXL frappe coffee glass of the shelf once again.

    I can’t believe am going back to the Army for five days biotches!!!

    This is gonna be so awesome!

  2. May the force be with you <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/wink.gif"></A>
  3. When will you be promoted to TWAT ?

  4. Thanks mate <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/smile.gif"></A>


  5. How dare you?!

    This is 600kms north of Sparta!!!

  6. TWAT

    Hey shoot some baddies.

  7. Actually, the correct rank is Major Twat <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/wink.gif"></A>

    Major is the highest possible rank for officers in reserve.

    I 'll probably get there when I am forty.

    I 'll let you know.

  8. Do you normally share top secret letters with dubious internet forums?

  9. Like all the #$%#ing time!

  10. The Turks are going to kick your ass.

  11. OMG I am so worried now!

  12. Tell me more about the Greek Special Forces.

  13. They are really really bad for your feet.

  14. Speaking of loose lips...My friend told me about an event he saw when he was guarding nuclear warheads. It involved a truck parking in an unauthorized spot and a company of marines attacking it.

  15. Minor shit like this is not "TOP SECRET"

  16. They don't send an entire company of marines to go check out a truck committing a parking violation. It involved the security of nuclear weapons, I think it was rated secret.
  17. That's very informative.

  18. Dude, who cares about nuclear weapons security these days?

  19. Take pics of Greek chicks. Stay safe

  20. good luck mang!

  21. Lol, I am gonna need Hubble for that to happen!

    There are so many troops all along the borderline that you get to see only uniforms and weary soldiers on short leave...

    But thanks anyway man <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/wink.gif"></A>

  22. bring me their heads!

    and don't step on the landmines

  23. Heads are way impractical.

    We usually bring ears back as proof <A BORDER="0" HREF=""><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/wink.gif"></A>

  24. Ya, top of the headlines these days is the Greek army...

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