Good high quotes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by kirbyzook, Dec 18, 2004.

  1. I need some good quotes from when people were high.
  2. When I was high I was talking about a war between socks, and that red ones would certainly pwn grey ones, yet I don't know the exact content anymore.
  3. "We're like so retarded."
  4. "Yo man! We should tape our conversations when we're high! This shit is SO funny@!#$"

    - every stoned kid comes up with this idea at one time or another.
  5. "look in my eyes"
    - I can't see your eyes
    "I SAID! LOOK IN MY EYES !@#$@#$@!!!"
  6. "woooah"
  7. I forget who it was on this site and what exactly I said to him (something about hitting him with a car), but he replied something like "Naw niglet. I want a divorce. Sign the papers." It doesnt sound too funny when I write it, but he seemed pretty stoned, that or he was a good pretender and at the time it was pretty funny. Any of you want to come forth and claim this quote? It was on AIM if I recall.
  8. "Hey, the telephone is calling to me."
  9. i couldnt talk when i was high, and i got so hungry, i at so much.
  10. Me: "Where's my phone?"
    My girlfriend: "You're talking to me on it, right now."

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