I was picturing abs, because you mentioned them. Imagine my surprise when I noticed you don't have them.
I was also thinking this, such an intense look for operating a phone to take a shirtless bathroom selfie
my abs don't count because i'm skinny actually i had a really good(well lit) photo on my old phone, but since my phone was stolen i no longer have it. that theif will have had the fright of his life when he looked through my phone... #$%#ing lol.