Is she pretty?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by BuickGNXkillsALL, Aug 24, 2013.

  1. I spilled my martini!

    Godverdomme!
     
  2. Is this how Asher was conceived?
     
  3. martini? ha, gay
     
  4. stirred I hope, alast
     
  5. ?

    I could see how someone might consider drinking, for example, a cosmopolitan somewhat effeminate but I don't know in what kind of backwards culture are martinis considered gay.

     
  6. yeah. Please dont tell me what I was doing or not doing. I was with her for 6 months, dating. Ive done sexual things with her. I just never penetrated her vaj.
     
  7. she is pretty besides having the crazy eyes
     
  8. yes. I am the one with issues....
     
  9. Friends with limited benefits
     
  10. *Friends with partial benefits
     
  11. Sounds like a bad insurance policy
     
  12. LOL. I'd accept that.
     
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  14. wheelman and I didn't need the approval of the internet for our wives. jus saying
     
  15. its not as great as it sounds. that usually means dental is out of bounds.
     
  16. man put your twanger in there
     
  17. Sounds like nerds in highschool.
     
  18. He's not nerdy, he's religious!

    That means he has superior morale compared to us heathens.
     
  19. WE DIDN'T HAVE A SEX BUT WE DID NON-VIRGINAL THINGS I SWEAR
     
  20. I mean she puts dicks and balls all over her mouth and face but dont you dare touch that vagina!
     
  21. i would twerk all over her face
     
  22. Don't forget the Gerber!
     
  23. I think if people had better dick and ball hygiene then there wouldn't be such A stigma to this
     
  24. #125 84FordMan, Aug 31, 2013
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