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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Wheelman, Jan 28, 2014.

  1. Then you can have a squad of little wheelkids dressed in identical uniforms to march around

    I bet you'll have them call you "sir" instead of "dad"
     
  2. 2's a good number.
    Same normal car.
    Same normal house.
    Doing my hippy thing of curbing overpopulation.
     
  3. I'm torn about whether or not to have a second kid. If we're going to go through with it, next summer seems ideal (in between school graduation and the start of my actual career). I also need to have another before my mid 30's when genetic degradation really ramps up.

    Basically, if I don't get knocked up next year, I'll probably just adopt any future kid(s).
     
  4. I'm torn about whether or not to have a second kid. If we're going to go through with it, next summer seems ideal (in between school graduation and the start of my actual career). I also need to have another before my mid 30's when genetic degradation really ramps up.

    Basically, if I don't get knocked up next year, I'll probably just adopt any future kid(s).
     
  5. mid 30s is pushing it

    unless you'Re in Canada where you can get knocked up on tax payers money even at 40+, and get twins easily.
    fun fact : lesbians can do it also.
     
  6. can u adopt me. I'm big boy now <A BORDER="0" HREF="http://www.supercars.net/PitLane?displayFAQ=y"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/smile.gif"></A>
     
  7. who I'm i to judge
     
  8. Lancevance is pretty great at backflips

    not useless at all
     
  9. That was my reply. Her generalization obviously doesn't apply to families of excellence like hers and mine, so we'd be fine with 2 kids.

    The screwed up kids notion only occurs with people who are bad at being parents... ie, most people.
     
  10. That was my reply. Her generalization obviously doesn't apply to families of excellence like ours, so we'd be fine with 2.
     
  11. Yea because they don't do drills on the backyard

    Nor do they carry a whip & wear a Prussian cavalry sergeant's uniform from 1880
     
  12. yew r un bad attitude
     
  13. I don't mind people putting pictures of their kids and family on FB, it's to be expected.

    But some people take it to the extreme, like this girl I grew up with. She is 25, 2 kids already and another due in a couple of months.

    She has atleast 1,267 baby pictures (and that is just from the dedicated FB albums for the first two kids, not including pictures in other albums).

    NO ONE is going to look through that many pictures of your ugly #$%#ing kids!
     
  14. I draw the line at more than a couple posted every week.
     
  15. My bad attitude about to come on your faec
     
  16. I go on defriending sprees. It feels kind of good to defriend someone you lost touch with 10 years ago. As soon as they are defriended, I will never even remember who they are or see them again. Tootles.
     
  17. This. Some girl I went to elementary school with added me last week, so I messasged her a couple days later and ask how things were. No reply, ok then why'd you add me? Lolcya
     
  18. two kids is enough for me.
     
  19. My lady wants three. I have a brother and a sister and she has a brother and a sister, so I guess it make sense.

    And I haven't had a personal Facebook account in at least three or four years. Feels good, man.
     
  20. Who you calling useless Cholo?
     
  21. Who you calling useless Cholo?
     
  22. I only have one of these wankers to deal with fortunately. the other folk I know who have kids only ever post things of their children when they do something stupid and they catch them doing it in photo or video form.
     
  23. Facebook diseases:
    1. Kids.
    2. Dogs looking for a home.
    3. Vegans.

    Sometimes it changes if someone important dies or if it rains.
     
  24. I just unfollow the people I don't like their news of
    So it's been a while I've seen missing kids, missing adults, found pets, missing pets or girl mag philosophy pics.
     
  25. Idiots that take pictures of their food.
     

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