My parents married when they were 16

Intelligent people wait too long to have 1 or 2 kids. Sometimes too long and they can't produce!

Morons just pop out illegitimate kids all over the place

extinction of the human race, sir!

 

My mom had me at 35 dad was 40. I was gonna be a dad at 26 but didnt happen, prob gonna wait until 29-30

 

lol

 

correct 16 year old behaviour

 

Isn't that what you do now?

 

no, he creates it now

 

cool story

 

I often wonder the maturity level of someone with young parents. That said, my father was like 40 years old or something when I was born.

This explains why I may be a little behind the times, and daft.

 

my parents are divorced thanks asshole

 

likely explains your lack of humor

 

arsestralia? probably some bogans married when 10 years old, but no one knows since there's no internet in the desert

 

More mature humour. You would have to read a lot of books to understand where I come from.

You know, books, those things are made with paper and have words.

 

yes, fortune cookies, we get it

 

Excellent work confirming the accusation made against you.

 

confirmed

 

still didn't see what I did there.

 

shocking

 

That's a big part of the problem.

 

Guys remember a few years ago when I said I got a girl pregnant, and didn't know what to do? Then after about 6+ pages of your mindless circle jerk ranting I posted "I don't know how to tell spyder he's going to have a baby brother". Only like two people got the joke.

Its because a compost pile has a higher attention span then the average SC.net member.

 

Lol