+Religion Thread+

Norse Mythology

 

In Viking heaven we drink beer and kill people

 

sounds fun, if it were real.

 

jesus lived, and then he died, and then three days later he was alive again. so zombie jesus was hanging around for a while being all jesusy, and then he died again. in 5 months, dead zombie jesus will rise again and double zombie jesus is totally going to #$%# all your asses up for not believing in his perfectly cromulent story of life and death and life and death.

 

Yeah for not getting married.

 

Valhallelujah

 

This is the first post of yours that I've liked for a long, long time.

 

first post.

 

I'm having a very special affair with an Ancient Goddess named Luck (Tyche). <A BORDER="0" HREF="http://www.supercars.net/PitLane?displayFAQ=y"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="pitlane/emoticons/cool.gif"></A>

 

and should I feel honored? because somehow I don't care.

 

i just don't give a #$%#. there are more interesting pursuits in my life. i'm only here for a good time.

 

then what scares you into not being an unrepentant death-bringer?

 

so you take trips to michigan when you aren't in canada?

 

sounds like he had too much crack and it was shit quality (hence him dying so many times)

 

who says i'm not?

 

I believe in 101 proof

 

No you do